The Dom’s Stanza
Deck the whore with stripes of crimson,
Fa-la-la-la-la, Cane her good!
Use her back to plate my dim sum
Fa-la-la-la-la, Smack with wood!
Don we now that giant cock ring
Fa-la-la-la-la, Shove it in,
Shag and make the moaning whore sing
Fa-la-la-la, but she can’t cum.
Make her swallow my full measure
Fe-le-le-le-le Fellatio
Then I’ll plunder back-door treasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, Peg her good
Follow me in merry pleasure
Fe-le-le-le-le Fellatio
While she begs to dodge displeasure
Fa-la-la-la-la, she wants to cum!
Have her kneel and kiss our feet now
Fe-le-le-le-le Fellatio
Bid her take in all our meat now
Fa-la-la-la-la, And gangbang too
Let us now all cum upon her
Fa-la-la-la-la, Bukakke Sue
Spunk her face and tits and cunt fur
Fa-la-la-la-la, her sister, too!
The Moderators’ Stanza
Seek we all the mods’ approval
Tra-la-la-la-la La-la I'm stuck!
For adjectives that need removal
Tra-la-la-la-la La-la-la-fuck!
No to kids, and no to Lassie
Tra-la-la-la-la La-la-la-woof!
No celebrities, too classy,
Tra-la-la-la, Jump off the roof
Copyrighted lyrics can’t go
Tra-la-la-la-la La-la-la-snap!
Pussies, sucking, stiff dicks don’t show
Tra-la-la-la-la La-la-la-crap!
Gold and platinum jump the queue now
Tra-la-la-la-la La-la-The fucks!
While the rest await their due now
Tra-la-la-la-la Boy that sucks!
The Forum Stanza
Help her cum with cunnilingus
Tra-la-la-la-la La-la-la-lick!
While I stroke up my limp dingus
Tra-la-la-la-la, Shit, where's my dick!
Lesbians now are rolling naked
Tra-la-la-with Strap-ons too!
Slicked up pricks are acting snakèd
Tra-la-la-la-la La-la-la-poo!
Prating proles Think Tanks admonish
Tra-la-la-la-la La-Fuck Trump!
While Golden photos do astonish
Tra-la-la-la-la I wanna hump!
Rumples’ bar is full to packing
Tra-la-la-la-la La-la-music, too!
While their bev’rges they’re attacking
Tra-la-la-la-la La-la-la-AH!
Finally, now our tongues are lagging
Tra-la-la-la-la La-la-la-ouch!
And our asses all are dragging
Tra-la-la-la-la Upon the couch!
Now to bed with dickies flagging
Tra-la-la-la-la can't take no more!
For we’ve cum while reading this smut!
Tra-la-la-la-la La-la-la-snore!
And, let's not forget the circumcised:
I Have a Little Dickie
I have little dickie
I whip it out to play
And when it’s wet and ready
My dickie I will spray
Dickie, dickie, dickie,
My dickie I will pull
Dickie, dickie, dickie
Until my balls get full.
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