I submitted this poem for publishing and Lush told me to put it here in the Poet's Corner, so here it is...
DECK THE HALLS EROTICIZED...fun!!
Deck your swollen balls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season for me to be cock-jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Don me now my lingerie apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Ready for you to troll the ancient Clitoral carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la
See the blazing Tool before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Strike the harp-lips, join the moaning chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Follow me in merry inches measured
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
While I fill my pussy with the Yuletide treasure
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Fast away the old fucking year passes
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Hail the new, ye horny lads and lasses
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Sing we cum all together
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Heedless of the wind and weather
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Deck the Balls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Tis the season to be cock-jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Lose we now our gay Christmas apparel
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Get ur face down there now and Troll the ancient Clitoral carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la