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GallagherWitt
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...HELLO!

Morgan invited me to join her here, so hopefully this is the right place to introduce myself. (If not, mods feel free to move it to the right place)

I'm a full-time author of erotic romance under the pseudonyms L. A. Witt (gay) and Lauren Gallagher (hetero), and I'm looking forward to joining in the discussions here. I'm no guru by any means, but I'm always happy to help aspiring writers as much as I can. I like long walks on the beach and-- wait, wrong intro. *cough* I mean, I'll be posting some stories of my own soon, too, otherwise I'll be hanging around here, no doubt making Morgan wonder WTF she was thinking associating with me in a public place. BWAAAHAHAHAHAAH

Lori
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
nicola
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Heh. I see you have a GSOH.

My name is Nicola, and I've been an alcoholic for....opps, wrong place too

Welcome to the site Lori, I hope you enjoy the place.

I added you to our twitter account, we're: @lushstories
GallagherWitt
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GSOH?

And thanks for the welcome! smile I'll follow you back on Twitter. biggrin
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
MorganHawke
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...HELLO! Morgan invited me to join her here...


Yes, I did! Hi Lori!!!
-- Lori is one of my closest friends and fellow authors. She also has a wicked sense of humor so watch out for it! I invited Lori to help field writing questions and offer alternate viewpoints and techniques. Think in terms of a Second "professional" Opinion.

Please be kind to her.
Morgan Hawke
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Purveyor of fine Smut.
Morgan Hawke's DarkErotica ~ My Website
DarkErotica Blog ~ My Writers' blog

"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough."
Albert Einstein
GallagherWitt
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...HELLO! Morgan invited me to join her here...


Yes, I did! Hi Lori!!!
-- Lori is one of my closest friends and fellow authors. She also has a wicked sense of humor so watch out for it! I invited Lori to help field writing questions and offer alternate viewpoints and techniques. Think in terms of a Second "professional" Opinion.

Please be kind to her.


Awww. smile Thanks for inviting me in. And I promise I'll behave. Sort of. Sometimes. Enough to keep me from getting kicked off. Much.
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
SweetPenny
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GSOH?


After doing a bit of Googling, it's either The Girl Scouts of Ohio or a good sense of humor.
GallagherWitt
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GSOH?


After doing a bit of Googling, it's either The Girl Scouts of Ohio or a good sense of humor.


Ahhh, okay. Well, seeing as I live about 8,000 miles away from Ohio, I'm going to assume she meant the latter option. biggrin
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
MorganHawke
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Awww. smile Thanks for inviting me in. And I promise I'll behave. Sort of. Sometimes. Enough to keep me from getting kicked off. Much.


Darlin', if you behave then the point of having you here would be lost. :)
Morgan Hawke
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Morgan Hawke's DarkErotica ~ My Website
DarkErotica Blog ~ My Writers' blog

"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough."
Albert Einstein
GallagherWitt
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Awww. smile Thanks for inviting me in. And I promise I'll behave. Sort of. Sometimes. Enough to keep me from getting kicked off. Much.


Darlin', if you behave then the point of having you here would be lost. :)


Well, there are differing degrees of behaving badly, so... hehehehe

I'll try not to get myself banned, how about that?
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
MorganHawke
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LOL! Well, there are differing degrees of behaving badly, so... hehehehe

I'll try not to get myself banned, how about that?


Fine, fine... But truthfully, I don't think you're rude enough for that.
Morgan Hawke
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Purveyor of fine Smut.
Morgan Hawke's DarkErotica ~ My Website
DarkErotica Blog ~ My Writers' blog

"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough."
Albert Einstein
GallagherWitt
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Fine, fine... But truthfully, I don't think you're rude enough for that.


I haven't gotten myself banned from anywhere yet, so I should be okay. Well, there was that ONE time, but I richly deserved it. biggrin
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
MorganHawke
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I haven't gotten myself banned from anywhere yet, so I should be okay. Well, there was that ONE time, but I richly deserved it. biggrin


That must have taken quite a bit of effort on your part. I just can't see you being nasty without a damned good reason.
Morgan Hawke
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Morgan Hawke's DarkErotica ~ My Website
DarkErotica Blog ~ My Writers' blog

"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough."
Albert Einstein
GallagherWitt
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I haven't gotten myself banned from anywhere yet, so I should be okay. Well, there was that ONE time, but I richly deserved it. biggrin


That must have taken quite a bit of effort on your part. I just can't see you being nasty without a damned good reason.


I was, shall we say, instigating. Not nasty, not vicious, but definitely stirring the pot to get a rise out of people.

So yes, I richly deserved the ban.

And yes, I found the entire thing insanely amusing. I'm shameless...
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
MorganHawke
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I was, shall we say, instigating. Not nasty, not vicious, but definitely stirring the pot to get a rise out of people. So yes, I richly deserved the ban. And yes, I found the entire thing insanely amusing. I'm shameless...


You just named all the reasons for why I love you, and brought you in here. smile
Morgan Hawke
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Morgan Hawke's DarkErotica ~ My Website
DarkErotica Blog ~ My Writers' blog

"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough."
Albert Einstein
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I was, shall we say, instigating. Not nasty, not vicious, but definitely stirring the pot to get a rise out of people. So yes, I richly deserved the ban. And yes, I found the entire thing insanely amusing. I'm shameless...


You just named all the reasons for why I love you, and brought you in here. smile


*rubs hands together and giggles maniacally*
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
GallagherWitt
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*rubs hands together and giggles maniacally*


Yep. Service with a Smirk, that's you.


I'm adding that to my signature...
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
GallagherWitt
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Yep. Service with a Smirk, that's you.


I'm adding that to my signature...


You really ought to!


Done!
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
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Done!


Yay! (Topic? What topic?)


There's a topic?
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
GallagherWitt
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There's a topic?


There's supposed to be. Oh well...!


Hmm. A topic.

*thinks*

We could talk about....cheese.

Wait, no, this is an erotica forum. Perhaps...um...

Leather. Leather's always a good topic.
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
Guest
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Leather, Eh????

NOW I'm interested.....

XXXXX

SF
GallagherWitt
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Leather, Eh????

NOW I'm interested.....

XXXXX

SF


Hell yes. I'm all about leather.

Well, writing about it. Oh, and pictures of it. Men in black leather? NOM. Hell, women in leather. NOM NOM NOM.
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
sprite
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See what happens when we let new people in? they hog the limelight… here I am, a quarter of the way through my subtle campaign to win Ms Hawke’s heart and suddenly, I find myself replaced by… a witty banterer! *kicks at the carpeting* fine, then. I can tell which way the wind blows (currently, north to south, perhaps south east, not sure without taking compass outside with me). *shakes fist* curse you, Ms. Gallagher! Btw, are you single? Interested in having a fling? Into girls who dress up as giant space chickens? *giggles* i come with references, too!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
GallagherWitt
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*finally stops staring at pic Morgan posted*

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See what happens when we let new people in? they hog the limelight… here I am, a quarter of the way through my subtle campaign to win Ms Hawke’s heart and suddenly, I find myself replaced by… a witty banterer! *kicks at the carpeting* fine, then. I can tell which way the wind blows (currently, north to south, perhaps south east, not sure without taking compass outside with me). *shakes fist* curse you, Ms. Gallagher! Btw, are you single? Interested in having a fling? Into girls who dress up as giant space chickens? *giggles* i come with references, too!


What? What? It's not my fault!! She DRAGGED me in here. By my EAR! I swear it!!

Not single, I'm afraid. ;)
Lori
L. A. Witt (gay male erotic romance)
Lauren Gallagher (heterosexual erotic romance)
Twitter: GallagherWitt
My Website * My Blog * Marginally Unhinged (my webcomic)

"Service with a Smirk, that's you." - Morgan Hawke
sprite
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*finally stops staring at pic Morgan posted*

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See what happens when we let new people in? they hog the limelight… here I am, a quarter of the way through my subtle campaign to win Ms Hawke’s heart and suddenly, I find myself replaced by… a witty banterer! *kicks at the carpeting* fine, then. I can tell which way the wind blows (currently, north to south, perhaps south east, not sure without taking compass outside with me). *shakes fist* curse you, Ms. Gallagher! Btw, are you single? Interested in having a fling? Into girls who dress up as giant space chickens? *giggles* i come with references, too!


What? What? It's not my fault!! She DRAGGED me in here. By my EAR! I swear it!!

Not single, I'm afraid. ;)


*sighs* i guess we'll just have to have an illicit affair then... oh, and yeah, i figured i'd get a few words in before anyone warned you about me - it's the only way i have a CHANCE here anymore! ;)

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.