Hi, I'm new to the site.
I'm a cynical, narcissistic nerd.
I have an imaginary friend I talk to more than real people.
The above is true.
I love parenthesis.
I have been called a dirty bastard and moral vacuum, but the best friend you could ever have. This absolutely true.
I wrote this with a massive smile on my face
I''m 20 Y/O at the time of writing this, look 16, and am most often compared to an 80 year old man, in a rocking chair, yelling at teenagers to get off his lawn while threatening them with a shotgun
I play the banjo
I wrote this smiling and laughing, despite it's actual truth.
If any of this sounds interesting, or you want to get to know me, or are a shrink looking for someone to practice on, friend me please.
Post Script: If you couldn't tell, I believe in being up front with people and being brutally honest (to a fault). It's served me well and is a whole lot easier than lying.
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And I've only begun fucking with you people.
At the end of the day, it's all math.
At the end of the day, it's all math.