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Why is the person above you locked in your bedroom?

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Guest
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My bedroom is empty.. but not for long!
Guest
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Carpe Diem....translates to: "seize the day" if memory serves.

It's not my fault she came into my bedroom to look at my cockle shell collection...and the door happened to get locked!
simplyjohn
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Cos he keeps helping himself to my fridge and my BEER .. like nobody steals my BEER !!
vesta
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I think he's losing his memory........
He locked me in HONEST LOL
That1NJGuy
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I want her to share my coffee in the AM smile
simplyjohn
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OMG you again !! you can bloody well stay in there so I can post under someone else !!
Guest
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Because , I am evil smile
CumGirl
Attention Whore
Because she needs to be kept safe and secure away from temptation ...

There, available, adorable, for whenever I have a need for her x
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simplyjohn
Site administrator
because I am so so selfish and want you all to myself !!
Guest
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Because he tried to escape last time I wanted to hug him and not letting that happen again!
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Because she is a naughty little girl and she needs to be taught a lesson !!
Guest
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Caught him doing mischief, now to save the world I'll keep him in my bedroom
Frank
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For acting as a seductress!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
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poizenivy
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Because he is folding my laundry and keeping my bed warm....frank stop rubbing my panties!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Guest
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Because I want to make her cum as many times as possible without anyone else interrupting!
poizenivy
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Because she is MINE and I am NOT sharing!!!!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Guest
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so she will share, sooner or later
Guille
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She had too much tequila at the party last night and ended up knocking over two expensive china vases
spearone
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I have no clue! Need to ask Crimson!
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Guest
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He was following the cookie trail, ate all the cookies and couldn't find his way out
Guest
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Someone said she was really important....I thought "Dalai lama" at first...then thought that she owned a "lama"....but found out she really knew where the "Treasure" was hidden!
Guest
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I caught him red handed munching on my cookies and going through my underwear drawer. So now, I've locked him up in my room with my imaginary friends who love to play with sharp objects
Frank
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To show and play with her underwear.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Guest
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because he broke the door knob silly
Guille
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She had too much tequila at the reggae party I hosted last night.  She barked at the ants letting out much acid chowder and stunk like a skunk.  Locked her in while I crashed on the couch.
Guest
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He is staying locked up until he admits baseball is better than soccer
poizenivy
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Is preparing for a risque photoshoot
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
savmica
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because I want to make love to her and pleasure her beyond beyond.
Guest
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Because I will get to her later ;)