Why is the person above you locked in your bedroom?

Because I told her I had tacos.... But I lied, it was fajitas

Quote by MisterE40

Because I told her I had tacos.... But I lied, it was fajitas

It's just me, laughing (<--click to hear me laugh)

I was sleeping.

Because she entered the wrong room which has a burglar captor

Because she volunteered to do interior designing of my room .🤣

I will tell you later so if you will you please excuse me as I want to do what I will tell you later….

No.

I will tell you that it involves a blindfold, a feather, and a riding crop!

I have no idea, it isn’t my bedroom and why am I in this house in the first place?

No.

Quote by 1nwguy

I will tell you that it involves a blindfold, a feather, and a riding crop!

You had me at riding crop but lost me w/ blindfold and feather. Ewww.

Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS

Quote by 1nwguy

I will tell you that it involves a blindfold, a feather, and a riding crop!

You had me at riding crop but lost me w/ blindfold and feather. Ewww.

With a blindfold, the suspense of not knowing whether it will be a feather or the riding crop can be a delicious experience!

Quote by 1nwguy

Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS

Quote by 1nwguy

I will tell you that it involves a blindfold, a feather, and a riding crop!

You had me at riding crop but lost me w/ blindfold and feather. Ewww.

With a blindfold, the suspense of not knowing whether it will be a feather or the riding crop can be a delicious experience!

Only if it's a leather or latex blind fold and w/ Noise canceling headphones.

So I have time to get away.

No.

Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS

Quote by 1nwguy

Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS

Quote by 1nwguy

I will tell you that it involves a blindfold, a feather, and a riding crop!

You had me at riding crop but lost me w/ blindfold and feather. Ewww.

With a blindfold, the suspense of not knowing whether it will be a feather or the riding crop can be a delicious experience!

Only if it's a leather or latex blind fold and w/ Noise canceling headphones.

For the Lady, whatever she wants, likes, needs! Leather, Lace, or Latex!

I have no idea but I am not staying around to find out.

Organic recycling goes out on Sunday

Somebody has to sharpen my pencils.

No.

Screams loudly, what sort of horrible prank is this ? Beware of me , walks out room, shuts the door loudly .😏🥺

No.

So they cannot leave Lush 😭 they deleted

She was stealing my chocolate fudge icecream

I'm not responsible. She must have locked herself in. 😉

He was stealing my diamond ring

She spanked me for a crime I didn't commit. I haven't decided on her actual punishment yet. 😈

☠👿☠👿☠ some more he enjoys it !

She's a repeat offender now... I was about to take a decision when she thought it'd be a good idea to do it again, so now I have to find a harsher sentence... 😜

Ohhh my hello Daddy session is it