fifty shades of grey which wasn't the hot item all thought it would be and again one of the few times the book sucked too. And according to the news people are ending up in emergency rooms because of the film
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Nine 1/2 weeks...found characters completely unbelievable and annoying
Laserblast (1978): Alien creatures kill a mutated alien creature in the California desert. Its remains, and the high-tech laser gun and power source accidentally left behind, are found by an ostracized teenager. However, the power source causes the teenager to mutate too, and he goes on a murderous rampage.
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966): A family driving through a small town gets lost and winds up at a backwoods shack managed by Torgo, who takes care of it while The Master is away. The Master worships Manos, an evil deity, and he also wears a neat cape. When Torgo lets the family stay, The Master awakens and does mean stuff like burning off Torgo's hand and sicking his dog on the family pet. Meanwhile, The Master's wives wrestle for his favor.
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
I'm guessing that you never saw ... Son of the Mask
I dare you to beat that one for awful.
A Million Ways to Die in the West
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Naked Gun
and I know people will disagree with this but I absolutely hate Clockwork Orange
I LOVED Steve McQueen but I HATED the MOVIE "Baby The Rain Must Fall" LOVED the theme song by Glenn Yarborough
I can't watch Will Ferrell's movies till the end.
Grease 2. A perfectly awful and unnecessary sequel to one of the greatest little movies of all time.
Heaven's Gate (1980): An endurance contest and opened well and fizzled till last 10 min. with an intermission in it for 20min.
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wolf? Two drunks arguing and I PAID to watch this BS? By 2300 hrs I can get this FREE at any bar in town!
The Oscar (1966): the story of Frankie Fane, amoral gigolo who claws his way to the top of the A-list, isn't enormously entertaining. Seething, sleazy and sensational,
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
2047: Images of Death : Seems the actors in this Italian piece of celluloid waste needed the money more than anything
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Hobo With a Shotgun: inept and thoroughly unwatchable, Hobo With a Shotgun follows Rutger Hauer's title character as he rolls into a corrupt small town and quickly begins doling out justice of an especially brutal variety. It's a tongue-in-cheek premise that's employed to consistently underwhelming effect
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Ishtar (1987)
Howard the Duck (1986)
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Yep, it was and the worst part is, it is two great actors...
