3. Father of the Bride with Steve Martin... awful
2. Eyes Wide Shut - I'm ashamed to say I stayed until the end, but sadly... it just got worse. What the hell were Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman?
And my #1 worst movie of all time...
1. Unfriended - I walked out about 45 minutes into it (maybe an hour... but I don't think I was there that long). By far the biggest piece of shit I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.
Jurassic Shark (2012) : When an oil company unwittingly unleashes a prehistoric shark from its icy prison, the Jurassic killer maroons a group of thieves and beautiful young female college students on an abandoned piece of land. Unable to escape the fearsome beast, the two groups of strangers must put aside their differences and come together to fight off the extinct, ferocious monster whilst battling for their lives.
I'm convinced that director Brett Kelly and his mates were full of good intentions, and that they're actually a fun bunch to hang out with, but they simply don't have a clue about how to make a halfway decent movie. "Jurassic Shark" is amateurish rubbish of the worst possible kind and, sorry to put it this bluntly, but absolutely nobody is interested in seeing this guff.
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Bourne Identity and Supremacy - I had to walk about because I was so motion sick I had to vomit. I wanted to send a donation to the director for a freaking tripod for the camera. Even on a DVD on a television at the other end of a large room it still made me ill.
Dumb and Dumber To (and no that's the "to" in the title not a mistake). I couldn't sleep and saw about 20 minutes of this. It was 20 minutes too much. Never saw the first. Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels must really need a paycheck these days.
Dumb and dumber as it was a marathon event to get through it
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Anchor Man (Anything with Will Ferrel)
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
ugh, i had the misfortune of watching about 30 minutes of the aaliyah biopic. STRAIGHT garbage on EVERY level: acting, casting, accuracy, script...
"Gravity." Of all the stupid, boring, ridiculous films this just about took the prize.
Incubus and was a marathon event to get through even if had good actors
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
Chairman of the Board (1998)
I define nothing. Not beauty, not patriotism. I take each thing as it is, without prior rules about what it should be.
- Bob Dylan
Consistent, Persistent and Bullshit Resistant!
- Trinket
It's funny though....
