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Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..

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Quantum Tease

Seductively, she flounced her tits.

Professional amateur

Tits flounced caused an erection.

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Voyeur @ f/64

Erection deflection, my favorite sport.

Quantum Tease

Sport of kings: horse racing.

Quantum Tease

(You looped it!)

Sport fishing is quite boring.

Professional amateur

Boring, he was; she wasn't.

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Quantum Tease

Wasn't she naked that time?

Professional amateur

Time will tell as always.

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Active Ink Slinger

Always horny, not always relieved.

Professional amateur

Relieved of our clothes, panting.

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Professional amateur

Painting with colors of love.

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Quantum Tease

Unborn desires lead to masturbation.

Professional amateur

Masturbation leads to more unborn.
(Uh oh... am I "looping"? LOL)

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Quantum Tease

Unborn feelings: suppressed and denied.

Professional amateur

Denied again, need to masturbate.

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Professional amateur

Leaning lost at last post.

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Professional amateur

Reply posted, waiting not needed.

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Professional amateur

Reloaded, I missed my ex.

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Quantum Tease

Dream large and fail miserably.

Quantum Tease

Life is a puzzling thing.