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Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..

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Reloaded, I missed my ex.

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Dream large and fail miserably.

Life is a puzzling thing.

Called, no answer, gave up.

Moon was casting its light.

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Light revealed his close proximity

Proximity to her was intoxicating.

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Intoxicating was her primal scent.

Scent filled the entire building

Building blocks make good toys

Toys are fun for play.

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Amateur hour is at five.

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Five is cinque in Italian.

Italian stallion, they called him.

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Down he went on him.

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"Him!", she shouted, "he's guilty!"

Bound to the tree naked.

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Naked, she pirouetted before me.

Me, trying not to look.

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Up it went, surprising me.

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