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Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..

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Whom shall I antagonize today?

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Tired but sated with her.

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Her butt is amazing, yes?

Seductively, she flounced her tits.

Tits flounced caused an erection.

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Erection deflection, my favorite sport.

Sport of kings: horse racing.

(You looped it!)

Sport fishing is quite boring.

Boring, he was; she wasn't.

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Wasn't she naked that time?

Time will tell as always.

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Always horny, not always relieved.

Relieved of our clothes, panting.

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Painting with colors of love.

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Unborn desires lead to masturbation.

Masturbation leads to more unborn.
(Uh oh... am I "looping"? LOL)

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Unborn feelings: suppressed and denied.

Denied again, need to masturbate.

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Leaning lost at last post.

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Reply posted, waiting not needed.

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