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Use My Last Word First - in a 5 word sentence..

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Her waiter ate her later?

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Dessert after seder sounds interesting.
(auto correct doesn't like seder, lol)

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From her womb came life.

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Life gives you many choices.

Choices, choices, but which one?

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Number one priority, please her!

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@kistinspencil LOL I just noticed you changed your "Rank" to "Voyeur @ f/64" LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Quote by PA_Mike
Number one priority, please her!

Her head on his lap

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

Please, with cherry on top

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

Top removed, my boobs bounced.

Bounced off the pole vault.

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Vault the size of ..whatever

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

Woods resound with their moans

'..May the Lord watch between you and me when we are absent from one another..' Gen31:49 😇

Moans of pleasure or pain?

Pain can give you strength.

Lifting her spirits was crucial.

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Situation is hopeless, he cried.

Cried till I fell asleep

Asleep at the wheel again.

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