Bottom line is not good.
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Good when she rides me.
Me, meaty, meh, mental, method.
Method is critical in love.
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Love will keep us together
Together we can overcome hate.
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Hate can never be good.
Good night, Irene, sleep tight.
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Lorraine's Mansion of Lust
Tight is every man's preference.
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Preference rules when choices vary.
Pleasure starts from the mind.
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Mind over matter, they say.
Plainly, I am not allowed.
Allowed to start a book.
Book him, Danno, for murder!
Murder the five word sentences.
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Sentences are what you get.
Get naked to go skinny-dipping.
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Dipping my toes in wine
Wine is a seductive aphrodisiac.
Aphrodisiac like a raw oyster.
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Clam time is my favorite.
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Favorite place to snuggle is?
