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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I done diddly done it and finishy finished it!

How are your muscles, lad? Have you tried doing that intensity on a more regular basis, so that your muscles are more used to it (please don't give me the details)?

I have that issue with the birds too. We have a flat roof, and not only do they sing REALLY LOUDLY, but the gulls scamper up and down too. GRRRR!



Yay, I'm glad you finished! Nothing more satisfying than a job well done smile

I think it was sore because I've been doing more abdominal exercises of the non sexual kind lately, just simple muscle fatigue. Rest will help.

I've got this magpie that pecks at my window. Probably shouldn't keep my lovely shiny speakers there. Of course I have no more room for them so no choice to, I just wish the damned thing would bugger off. Have you noticed though that the birds don't seem to sing tunes any more but just make a fucking cacophonous racket?
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Yay, I'm glad you finished! Nothing more satisfying than a job well done smile

I think it was sore because I've been doing more abdominal exercises of the non sexual kind lately, just simple muscle fatigue. Rest will help.

I've got this magpie that pecks at my window. Probably shouldn't keep my lovely shiny speakers there. Of course I have no more room for them so no choice to, I just wish the damned thing would bugger off. Have you noticed though that the birds don't seem to sing tunes any more but just make a fucking cacophonous racket?


Yes, the feckers. Have you tried hanging old CDs from the window with a string attached so you can waggle them when you see a bird? It scares them off. Even the magpies.

Mind you, if you're wanking near the window, maybe they think it's huge fat juicy worm?
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I generally wank with my curtains shut but I suppose you could be right if there's a wee gap in the curtains. I've never taken any steps to get rid of birds but generally shouting "get tae fuck!" helps.
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I generally wank with my curtains shut but I suppose you could be right if there's a wee gap in the curtains. I've never taken any steps to get rid of birds but generally shouting "get tae fuck!" helps.


I can't believe how much I know about your Happy Time.
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lol I love Happy Time (I love that terminology btw, it's so appropriate) but it's scandalous that people know more about mine than I know about theirs
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lol I love Happy Time (I love that terminology btw, it's so appropriate) but it's scandalous that people know more about mine than I know about theirs


Have you been in the Ask the Gals/Guys forums recently? There's quite a bit of various Happy Time information divulged in there at times.
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Have you been in the Ask the Gals/Guys forums recently? There's quite a bit of various Happy Time information divulged in there at times.


I mostly frequent The Pub but yeah ask the Guys/Gals is pretty good for cheap thrills lol
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Bees can not fly in the rain.


They still try though don't they?
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Damn, I'm horny. Can I blast one out in the five minutes before dinner?


Ew.



I remembered! Cherries are at the bottom (OOer)! I prefer the cupcakes, personally.
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Ew.



I remembered! Cherries are at the bottom (OOer)! I prefer the cupcakes, personally.



Yeah, the cupcakes are much more droolworthy. Like what I've just eaten: Scottish heather honey and stem ginger yoghurt (btw we need a nom emoticon, I'm gonna suggest that)
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Yeah, the cupcakes are much more droolworthy. Like what I've just eaten: Scottish heather honey and stem ginger yoghurt (btw we need a nom emoticon, I'm gonna suggest that)


So you don't want my cherries, then?
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So you don't want my cherries, then?


Of course I want your cherries, I'd never say no to cherries but it's a tough call between them and cakes.
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They still ttry though don't they?


No idea lol I got it off a programme I was watching the other day.
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I don't care what anybody says, Boy George was an attractive man in his day. Edit: those cherries are really growing upon me. Drool... worthy.
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Queen of typos, Princess of coolness :)
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Must remember to solder that cap into my bass. At the moment Mr Tangle is sounding more like a treble than a bass, so hopefully the kick arse new cap will work. Of course what I really need is new pickups but where am I gonna find inexpensive, good sounding ones? I think this is going to be a guitar fixy/setting up day. Gotta go to the park as well and gather some branches for another project - new tuning pegs for my uke that I'm restoring. Need to buy some titebond too, that glue is the best because if you make a mistake, heat it up and reset it and just let it set again. Gotta love resin based glues.
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Must remember to solder that cap into my bass. At the moment Mr Tangle is sounding more like a treble than a bass, so hopefully the kick arse new cap will work. Of course what I really need is new pickups but where am I gonna find inexpensive, good sounding ones? I think this is going to be a guitar fixy/setting up day. Gotta go to the park as well and gather some branches for another project - new tuning pegs for my uke that I'm restoring. Need to buy some titebond too, that glue is the best because if you make a mistake, heat it up and reset it and just let it set again. Gotta love resin based glues.


Do you have one of those funny wa-wa pedal thingies? I LOVE those!

We use resin-based glues on our fishing rods - when the end ring piece (arf arf) breaks off, we just use a lighter, remove the old one, and heat a new one in place.

Baby bunting now.
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