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Shylass
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Quote by Gurlyboy


Noooo, I want my fudge. *Stomps* lol next time, I swear...


I have some Baileys fudge for after I finish my shower. If you start running, you might get here in time...
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I have some Baileys fudge for after I finish my shower. If you start running, you might get here in time...


That's it, I'm fitting an engine to my bike. Here I come!
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What do you call a heavy metal loving female clergy member? Judith Priest. I know, bloody chronic but I had to share.
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Quote by Gurlyboy


That's it, I'm fitting an engine to my bike. Here I come!


I remembered about half an hour before I left work, and then at the end of my shift, I had to run for the bus, so... Still don't have it.

By the way, you should have turned left at the border control, and you could have sneaked through without your passport.
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I remembered about half an hour before I left work, and then at the end of my shift, I had to run for the bus, so... Still don't have it.

By the way, you should have turned left at the border control, and you could have sneaked through without your passport.


Oh dash it, I knew I must have taken a wrong turning when I got strip searched for no fathomable reason.
Shylass
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Quote by Gurlyboy


Oh dash it, I knew I must have taken a wrong turning when I got strip searched for no fathomable reason.


Scottish kitties are rare down here. It's normally just sheep.
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Scottish kitties are rare down here. It's normally just sheep.


Hmm I hope the sheep play nicely (better than the border brutes anyway)
Shylass
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Quote by Gurlyboy


Hmm I hope the sheep play nicely (better than the border brutes anyway)


The sheep are very welcoming here - they get a cushy life and when it's holiday season, they go all-out to impress.
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Quote by Shylass


The sheep are very welcoming here - they get a cushy life and when it's holiday season, they go all-out to impress.


That's good. Though I am really easily impressed. Ever seen a ginger sheep? Times like that, I wish I'd taken my camera, it was somewhat surreal.
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Got home today from Illinois where I spent the 4th with family & friends
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What Have You Done For Me Lately-Janet Jackson. It's stuck in my head.
Shylass
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Quote by Gurlyboy


That's good. Though I am really easily impressed. Ever seen a ginger sheep? Times like that, I wish I'd taken my camera, it was somewhat surreal.


I saw a ginger wrasse (it's a fish) the other week. Does that count? (Yes, but only up to one, as it can only see its tail)
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Looking forward to Margaritas after work then home for a nice naked swim!!! Anyone wanna join me?LOL


i love to be with you just give the address?? wher can dind you nikky
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I saw a ginger wrasse (it's a fish) the other week. Does that count? (Yes, but only up to one, as it can only see its tail)


Sure that counts. I also saw a ginger moth. It was beautiful.
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Quote by Gurlyboy
What do you call a heavy metal loving female clergy member? Judith Priest. I know, bloody chronic but I had to share.


You know Judith Priest? Wow, small world. She's our vicar.
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Quote by Graham_X


You know Judith Priest? Wow, small world. She's our vicar.


Oh aye, I'm on great terms with Judith! Just had Sunday dinner with her last week. She's some laugh!
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Quote by Gurlyboy


Oh aye, I'm on great terms with Judith! Just had Sunday dinner with her last week. She's some laugh!


Her Reggae loving sister has also just been ordained. Her name's Maxi Priest.
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Quote by Graham_X


Her Reggae loving sister has also just been ordained. Her name's Maxi Priest.


Hmm, she sounds like she could be quite the blast.
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up really early, now I'm sleepy again
Shylass
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I'm making a bag for my mate's birthday, and I'm sooooo bored. I'm nowhere near putting the shiny things on yet.
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It didn't work. I have to start again.
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Very busy today, but I keep getting distracted...
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hey Mazza
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Quote by Mazza
Very busy today, but I keep getting distracted...


Distraction your ass!

I've done half of the worst bit. Now I have to do the straps (not a strap-on!).



EDIT: I've given up for today.
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My mate is drunk right now and he's just told me that he's had a sex change. I'm indulging his drunken fantasy but at some point it's gonna get serious. He's got some serious gender alignment issues I think but for the time being it's kinda funny.
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I can totally motorboat myself. There ya go Gurlyboy.
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Ka-boom! That's the sound of my pantaloons exploding!
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I'm going to try doing audio for a spanking story. But I keep giggling during the run-through.
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I ejaculated really intensely and now my balls and abdomen hurt. And I can't sleep for the fucking birds singing. Can't close my window because I'll get too hot, can't keep them open because of the fucking birds. Where's a fucking 12-bore shotgun when you need the fucker?
Shylass
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YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I done diddly done it and finishy finished it!

How are your muscles, lad? Have you tried doing that intensity on a more regular basis, so that your muscles are more used to it (please don't give me the details)?

I have that issue with the birds too. We have a flat roof, and not only do they sing REALLY LOUDLY, but the gulls scamper up and down too. GRRRR!
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