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They are not.

The person below me doesn't know how to dance.

Entirely true nor wishes to.

The person below is oddly attracted to hedgehog videos and hot buttered rum

Well, hedgehogs are cute as all heck so yeah. I haven't had hot buttered rum but it does sound delicious. So I guess kis is half-right?

TPBM hosted a large Christmas feast this year.

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas

I didn't.

The person below me has a long list of books to read.

Yes, I always do. The one's with pretty pictures are the best.

They are thinking of spending the gym membership money on a sexy pair of shoes instead. A wise choice.

Not sure what shoes I could wear that would qualify as "sexy" given the state of my feet. More likely I would be saving for good, practical hiking/walking shoes.

TPBM has never traveled outside their own country.

A woman goes shopping in the local mall. But what the heck is she shopping for in that outfit? My Festive Flash comp entry.

Minnie's Merry Mall Christmas