Has forgotten to shave his cheeks...again...
Hasnt got a clean shirt or doesnt wan to put one on!!!!!
Angie looks sexy in blue and white
Built like a woman should be!
Likes to play with balls................OK Soccer Balls, LOL
Never stops playing football
Never stops looking horny :0)
Likes to look at my tail!
Puts her horns in interesting places!
Puts his horn in interesting places..
All of her places are interesting!
You haven't SEEN any of my places.
Is not standing up straight
Tries to confuse me and still has a crooked head.
Is much smarter than she wants people to think
Is a little bit dumber than he wants people to think.......shhhhhhhh that's why his head is crooked, so is his brain.....shhhhhhhh
Has worked out that my brain only works properly when my head is inclined at a precise angle of 36.5 degrees.