What would you rather do to the person above...
Kiss 'em, fuck 'em or give 'em a slap?
Remember it's only a game.
So no knuckledusters, coshes, blackjacks or Uzi's.
Okay....hit me.
Errr...I mean, go.
The first two. With the third as a playful option.
Smooch on her cheek followed by her slapping my ass
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
Smooch, then screw those lips!
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney Smooch screw and a playful slap,
Smooch, screw and as maisiegirl already said, playful slap!
I wouldn't slap anybody (only if asked that is ;) ) so no offence above but I'll slap because I can't go for anyother option.
If you promise to wear those ears you get all three.
As she's married - smooch only ;)
Smooch her, slap her ass, then...well, three of three ;)
I'll slap a beer on the counter for you John.
smooch, screw, and have my ass slapped