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Shoot, shag or marry?

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Forum game: "Shoot, shag or marry?"

I'm pretty surprised that "Shoot, Shag* or Marry" hasn't started here yet!

Instructions:


1. Respond to the post above you, outlining which of the three people mentioned you would either shoot, shag* or marry.

2. Then, name three prominent persons of your own - of both sexes. I mean, come on, there are guys and girls here.

Should you feel the need to do so, attach pictures, especially if the person is a bit obscure.


*Shag = to have sex/get horizontal with


So, I better start first.

Sophie Ellis Bextor


Mitch Hewer


Alessandra Ambrosio
I would love to shag Sophie.

1) Betty White

2) Dolly Parton

3) James Franco
Interesting post

1) Betty White - Mary (aint she just so nice

2) Dolly Parton - shoot

3) James Franco - Shag ( only cos id have to shoot DP - nd I aint batting for the other side lol. I guess hed have to be my bitch lol.


OK

1) Harry Potter

2) Hermione Granger

3) Dumbledore
Squirt is in the eye of the beholder
Talk about making it tough....

1. Harry Potter - shoot
2. Hermione Granger (I hope she is HP's sidekick) - shag
3. Dumbledore - marry (I'll try most things once)


1. LaToya Jackson
2. Hugh Hefner
3. Donald Trump
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
1. LaToya Jackson~shoot
2. Hugh Hefner~marry
3. Donald Trump~shag (don't think I could stand more than one shagging)

1. Rob Pattison
2. Antonio Banderas
3. Ralph Fiennes
1. Rob Pattison > shoot
2.Antonio Banderas > shag
3. Raplh Fiennes > marry

1. Salma Hayek
2. Margaret Thatcher
3. Anais Nin
Salma Hayak- Shag

Margerat Thatcher -Shoot

Anais Nin- Marry


Christina Aguilara

Simon Cowell

David Letterman
Aguilara - shag
Other two - shoot

Molly Sime, Holly Hunter, and Carmen Electra
I believe the rule said pick ONE and say what you would do, not what you would do to each. So....

Carmen electra shag

toby keith
miranda lambert
portia de rossi
Toby Keith... shoot

Miranda Lambert.... marry, she is so hot

Portia de Rossi...Shag


Johnny Depp
Scarlett Johannson
Megan Fox
kill johny depp
marry scarlett
shag megan


chord overstreet(look him up)
robert patterson
zac efron
Oh god, the teen stars... I'd love to shoot all 3 of them.
Shoot: Definitely Robert Pattinson (That man is playing Meyer's barstardisation of vampires for tweens who won't read anything else but romance, ewww)
Shag: Zac Efron (Cause honestly, he is kinda cute. Phenotypically.)
Marry: Chord Overstreet (He didn't get on my nerves yet... still =/)

1. Alyssa Milano


2. Megan Fox


3. Orlando Bloom
Shoot Orlando
Shag Alyssa
Marry Megan


For those three it would have to be shag, shag and shag -- I certainly could never shoot any of them!

I'm going to make mine easy, at least for straight guys, lesbians, and bisexual women

Kate Middleton Wales, LeBron James, Anna Kournkova
Shoot Lebron
Shag anna
marry Kate

Bill Clinton
George bush
condalisa rice
Ehhhhh, What's up Doc?
Quote by Simonize
Shoot Lebron
Shag anna
marry Kate

Bill Clinton
George bush
condalisa rice


I like this game and someone has to play or it will be forgotten... but Republicans, really? Eww.
Shoot: George Bush (I don't think I need to explain why.)
Shoot: Bill Clinton (I know I am supposed to either shag or marry him but... =/)
Marry: Condoleezza Rice (I like her name.)

1. Adriana Lima


2. Hayden Christiansen


3. Audrey Tautou
dont know any of these but on looks alone:
1. Adriana Lima -shag


2. Hayden Christiansen - shoot


3. Audrey Tautou- marry


KinkyGirl
Slutpuppy
imhapless
shoot all of 'em and marry Destin. Is that okay?

Anthony Kiedis
Iggy Pop
Patti Smith
Quote by eviotis
shoot all of 'em and marry Destin. Is that okay?

Anthony Kiedis
Iggy Pop
Patti Smith


Oh, how flattering... how did I deserve that?! giggles

Shoot: Iggy Pop & Patti Smith (Sorry, just not my type)
Shag: Anthony Kiedis
Marry: KINKYGIRL!!! (I just can't believe that eviotis wanted to shoot my wonderful gorgeous Tami! Crazy people on lush...)

1. Catherine Zeta-Jones


2. Lindsay Lohan


3. Alexander Skarsgård
Shoot Alexander Skarsgård
Shag Lindsay Lohan
Marry Catherine Zeta Jones.. smile

1. Marge Simpson


2. Lois Griffin


3. Turanga Leela
Shoot: Lois Griffin (Sorry, but I strongly dislike Family Guy.)
Shag: Marge Simpson (After all the shit Homer has pulled it's her time to have some fun, don't you think?!)
Marry: Turanga Leela (Clever and hilarious... I don't even care about the mutant thing lol)

The "Why are they famous again?"-Special!

1. Kim Kardashian

2. Nicole Richie

3. Paris Hilton


The mere thought of even kissing either of them makes my skin crawl in a mixture of horror, condescension and disgust... but here, have fun! silly
shag Kim K., shag Kim K., shag Kim K, shag Kim K, shag Kim K ..... shit, sorry, my brain can't get past that!

Derek Jeter, Joan Rivers, Casey Anthony [Yes, I am mean]
since I don't have shit for choices...

Derek Jeter - shoot
Joan Rivers - shoot haha (can't bring myself to shagging that one)
Casey Anthony - shag (no way in hell am I marrying that crazy bitch!)

Mila Kunis
Eliza Dushku
Jessica Alba
Shoot Eliza - Shes Hot But Her Name Is Annoying,LOL!

Shag Mila

Marry Jessica


Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Garner
Jessica Alba - Shag (self explanatory, really)
Eliza Dushku - Shoot (so over it!)
Mila Kunis - Marry! (my kinda girl!)



Mark Wahlberg
Bruce Willis
Ke$ha
Shag Ke$ha shoot the other 2

Nikki Reed
Taylor Swift
Carrie Underwood
Marry Nikki Reed, Shag the other two, couldn't shho either one

Britney Spears
Madonna
Katy Perry
shag all three not much for commitment lol

Lady Gaga
Beyonce
Reba McEntire
Lady Gaga - shoot
Beyonce - shag
Reba McEntire - marry smile

Natalie Portman
Angelina Jolie
Miley Cyrus
Shoot Angelina Jolie... She irks me
Shag Miley Cyrus
Marry Natalie Portman

Fergie
Miranda Lambert
Johnny Depp