Post groundless lies about the person above

3 Mar 2009

Make up anything, as long as it isn't true icon_smile

EDIT: reminder, for those at the back of the class, "Post groundless lies about the person immediately above".

3 Mar 2009

Quote by nicola
Make up anything, as long as it isn't true

Nicola smokes haggis. Whistle

3 Mar 2009

Those are lies, I've never dated a Scottish guy.

Ali is actually 16 and still in school.

3 Mar 2009

Pssst.....

Did you know that Nicola is really.....Princess Nicola of the Family Beaverhousen from the North of Ireland and that she had to flee her country and come to Australia due to her Father the King having started his own erotic site in his Kingdom who which was later condemned for it. Nicola now lives a peaceful life in hiding and is continuing the dream of her Father and runs this erotic site from her basement with her brother Sir Gavilin.

Now everyone bow your heads as you are in the presence of ROYALTY!!!.......

LOL!

kekekegay

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."

3 Mar 2009

Hey y'all check this out!! Zafia in real life is acutally an 80 year old lady (by the way, you can see her pic in the tats thread) who loves to flaunt herself on her front porch, while talking to her 1000 cats. She plays bingo every Tuesday night with bingo dobbers that are shaped like vibrators, that she uses later that evening while watching reruns of MASH.....she loves that guy that wears dresses. Oh, and yeah next time you call a 900 number......its prolly her.....shes gotta support those 1000 cats! cat

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

3 Mar 2009

Speaking of scotch, Zaf has a scotch tape fetish. It's quite a sticky situation!

And Pixie is a 53 year old truck driver. geek

3 Mar 2009

Quote by nicola
Ali is actually 16 and still in school.

If only it were true! crybaby

3 Mar 2009

ali has a really big raw hamburger meat fetish.

4 Mar 2009

Some of these are disgraceful so far, excellent! clapping

ellastar is actually a cross dressing gay porn star in real life, and when he can't make ends meet, works at McDonalds (well you did mention mince evil4

).

4 Mar 2009

The reason Nic changed her name from Lush is because in real life she is a man, and thought it was time she came out of the closet. She will be having the "change" operation next week.

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥

4 Mar 2009

Lol.

That's not bad for someone who's just came out of rehab for solvent abuse.

4 Mar 2009

Damn you, Nicola!!!

How could you take all my money and embezzle it?? Why didn't you keep track of it?? Are you enjoying your new home in Costa Rica??

And please, PLEASE call your goons off of my mother!! She has a hard enough life as it is, you barbaric wench!!

4 Mar 2009

tipzee is actually a 7 yr old alcholic who plays bagpipes outside of rich landowners in Scotland hoping for a frest bite of bread and a little money

4 Mar 2009

Quote by SarahBeara18
tipzee is actually a 7 yr old alcholic who plays bagpipes outside of rich landowners in Scotland hoping for a frest bite of bread and a little money

SarahBeara18 is really 56 year old Barry Ballsworthy of Bridlington

my lawyers are on standby

4 Mar 2009

DBarclay's dead. He's been floating in his pool, as shown above, for three weeks now. His lover and roommate, Kinghorn, is logging in on his behalf and bedeviling all of us daily.

4 Mar 2009

Lexi Love (born December 23, 1980) is an American pornographic actress. She did her first pornographic shoot in 2001 and has since appeared in over 170 films.

4 Mar 2009

That's not Lexy....it's the octomom in disguise.....she is reaching out to all of us for support. If you click on her picture it takes you to a special website...pleasesendfoodforallofthechildrenthatican'tafford.com.

4 Mar 2009

What fystee did not tell us, was her sprained ankle, was part of a conspiracy plot, perpetrated by Sonya Harding

Sonya hired a hit man to club Fystee in the ankle to take her out of the USA figure skating competition

In real life Fystee is Nancy Kerrigan

BTW I hope your ankle is on the mend

4 Mar 2009

I star in snuff films that Roccotool shoots.

4 Mar 2009

ChefKathleen produces biological weapons for the Texas Separatist Movement, thus her nickname.

4 Mar 2009

Lexy sleeps with Duffman.

4 Mar 2009

Quote by chefkathleen
I star in snuff films that Roccotool shoots.

sigh. Chef, you're supposed to tell scandalous lies about the person above you, not yourself. That's OK, girl, I've got you covered.

Pam111 was arrested 6 months ago for traveling abroad with a vaccine-resistant strain of Polio. She is jailed in Mozambique on a life sentence, where she'll spend the rest of her days hobbling around her small, filthy cell, interacting with her attorney via an outdated government-owned IBM computer, dreaming of rare cameras and the leaves of a New England autumn she's never seen.

4 Mar 2009

Good morning Lexy: Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to rescue Pam and that resistant strain of virus, from the remote prison of Mozambique.
Again should the mission fail, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your existence.
Good luck
This tape will self destruct in 15 seconds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-GEJri7HuI

4 Mar 2009

Quote by Pam111
Good morning Lexy: Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to rescue Pam and that resistant strain of virus, from the remote prison of Mozambique.
Again should the mission fail, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your existence.
Good luck
This tape will self destruct in 15 seconds

Pam is obviously a Trekkie knowing all that

4 Mar 2009

DB is a drag queen from Rhode Island.

4 Mar 2009

Make up anything, as long as it isn't true

That's all she said and that's what I did.

4 Mar 2009

DB is the editor of the NY Times.

4 Mar 2009

Chef is really Mayor McCheese.

4 Mar 2009

Ali likes Susan to give her beer enemas while I eat chicken McNuggets without calling the police.

4 Mar 2009

Psst....

Chef is really the owner of Hell's Kitchen and treats her staff just as badly. They have conspired to take her down but they are afraid of her huge gun collection and the fact that drives an army hummer to work everyday......LOL!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."