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Her cat secretly submits her stories to hoity-toity literary magazines

He dreams of being published in a hoity-toity literary magazine, unaware they only accept submissions made by cats or gerbils.

She sleeps on the floor while her cat sleeps on the bed

(truer than you might think)

She says it's an aqualung, but between her lips, it's really an aqualover

She pretends to be 5'7"

Mrhh only dresses in Victorian style

Actually frowns with sadness and a touch of gas

Her avatar is Patty Duke

(I had to google that)

Actually lives in Colorado Soggy Bottom, which is further down the road a bit.

Lied about having to google

(I did and it isn't, but still good)

Headlined an after-midnight Vegas show that was oh, oh, oh.

Apple Awarded her for record number of selfies world-wide

He used to be just a woman....but women can't JUST be. So, he's now just a man.

Yearns to be sushi

Secretly yearns to sample sushi

aims for artful alliteration

But that's not a ... oh, wait. I see what you did there.

She thinks the limerick is poetry raised to its most perfect form. Especially the filthy ones.

She's from Nantucket

She’s an MMA champion