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Active Ink Slinger
no but u really earned all YOUR money going down on Bill Clinton, Monica...
Active Ink Slinger
thats actually Jimmy's brother's dick but he felt like it'd get more women since his pole is only 3''
Active Ink Slinger
tipzee is actually hayden panettiere but dont tell anyone
Lush Legend
Psst....
Ali really works for the Star and writes about us all the time......
Ali really works for the Star and writes about us all the time......
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Active Ink Slinger
zafia's actually a homeless hag that wishes to feel sexual release but is so old and ugly no one would touch her so she breaks into libraries at night to use the comeputer to get on this site where she found the AV that she wishes were really her...
oh dreams do come true
*sniff*
call me zafia hag, ill donate some money!
oh dreams do come true
*sniff*
call me zafia hag, ill donate some money!
Lush Legend
Sarah is actually the "real" runaway bride and on her spare time she works at the library that I go to and we have coffee all the time and then go to every stripclub we can find in the hopes she finds her one true love that's what friends are for I always say...............
Ahhhh.....We are BFF's now.....*sigh*
Ahhhh.....We are BFF's now.....*sigh*
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Matriarch
ali never leaves the house, and stores her urine in jars in the cellar in case someone tries to steal it. she models herself on howard hughes.
Matriarch
Chef has eaten dog in Korea.
Matriarch
I'll find a use for that red nose of his!
tipzee once went to a boyzone concert, took too many e's and then cried in a quiet corner, asking for her mom.
tipzee once went to a boyzone concert, took too many e's and then cried in a quiet corner, asking for her mom.
Matriarch
lol. and then I ate it again?
tipzee once was refused an interview at her local nursery school, as she turned up drunk and all the kids ran away scared.
tipzee once was refused an interview at her local nursery school, as she turned up drunk and all the kids ran away scared.
Lush Legend
Pssst....
*NEW BULLETIN*
Disney has issued a statement that they have just filed a criminal order of protection against Tipzee and she is forever banned from enter the park for not being able to control her fetish of having sex with all the dwarfs. It's been said that she is in rehab and bunks with Tattoo from Fantasy Island and enjoys her nights much better especially when he sees "THE PLANE, THE PLANE!"
*NEW BULLETIN*
Disney has issued a statement that they have just filed a criminal order of protection against Tipzee and she is forever banned from enter the park for not being able to control her fetish of having sex with all the dwarfs. It's been said that she is in rehab and bunks with Tattoo from Fantasy Island and enjoys her nights much better especially when he sees "THE PLANE, THE PLANE!"
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
Active Ink Slinger
zafia is actually the sexy marilyn monroe incarnation except smarter and refuses to sleep with the president because she's better than that!
you GO girl, do ya thang
you GO girl, do ya thang
Active Ink Slinger
Sarah's grandfather was a famous actor and had his own series!
hehehe
hehehe
Matriarch
runonwords is himself an actor, and has starred in all the Top 10 movies to have come out of Canada >> http://worldfilm.about.com/od/toppicks/tp/canada.htm - that isn't too difficult, nobody has ever heard of any of these films, and there's only 11 actors in the whole of Canada. That's 1 less than Australia.
Matriarch
Ali is actually an 80 foot tall Amazon woman, and she's just squished a house with her left foot.