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The gentlemen up there has pussy juices in his mug...all mixed up. He says its a concoction to keep him strong and active and long lasting.
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Patokl's 'endless supply' isn't really 'hand' cream ladies!
Actually, you're right, but if you use your hands right, you can extract it anyway.

Simar makes modern art by consuming large amounts of no-toxic pigments and vomiting them back onto a canvas.
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Eeeeeeewwwwww gross Patokl

Patokl hold the record for the most porn movies watched in one sitting, his proud record sits at 2000 on a 72 hour period
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Eeeeeeewwwwww gross Patokl

Yes, it rather is, isn't it? Know what? I'll make a nicer variant:

Rosie makes modern art by inserting large amounts of non-toxic pigments into her pussy and, after bringing herself to an earth-shattering orgasm, squirting them back onto a canvas.

(Actually, I wouldn't mind watching this artistic process)
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Mr P would not mind being Rosie's canvas.
Since we are talking of art.....
Lynn spews fire....actually instead of fire she spews colours of variety of shades to give bit more of a liking. She can even add smells if you like. OK . just a disclaimer ..I think someone might find it gross....sorry
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Simar lost his job as a nude model because he kept knocking over canvases when he turned....
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Simar lost his job as a nude model because he kept knocking over canvases when he turned....

Is his ass that big?

Lynn is no longer allowed to visit museums, because every time she had an itch, the wind from her wings blew the paintings from the walls.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
There is a growing urban legend as to what Mr P is doing with his left hand in that image...
Well talking about Legends...it is said Lynn is supossedly the gargoyle onnthw top of the clock tower. She swoops down every night for her lover ....
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Well talking about Legends...it is said Lynn is supossedly the gargoyle onnthw top of the clock tower. She swoops down every night for her lover ....

You found out!

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Simar once tied himself to his bed and ravished himself for three days nonstop. This is still a record.
Lynn played the part of Pussy Galore on Goldfinger. Contrary to Sean Connery, she hasn't aged since. Dragons simply don't.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Mr P is supposedly the best massager here on Lush. His customers have always been satisfied. It is said he males his own concoctionnfor the massages. Keeps the skin healthy and his massage hands too....
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Mr P is supposedly the best massager here on Lush. His customers have always been satisfied. It is said he males his own concoctionnfor the massages. Keeps the skin healthy and his massage hands too....
It actually does, though I don't make it myself, I buy it in a store....

Simar is not a real human being, but an artificial intelligence, a very sophisticated computer program, developed by the American authorities to check lush for terrorist activities. The AI has turned out to be too smart for them and is now seeking a sex life (and a body to enjoy it with)
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In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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It actually does, though I don't make it myself, I buy it in a store....

Simar is not a real human being, but an artificial intelligence, a very sophisticated computer program, developed by the American authorities to check lush for terrorist activities. The AI has turned out to be too smart for them and is now seeking a sex life (and a body to enjoy it with)


Thank for considering me start and vindictive.

Haha..Mr.P is a supplier of arms to AI like me. He is searching for lush terrorist activities so that he can destroy them and become a hero...and kisses the princeas of his dreams.
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Simar was recently chosen as Top Indian Engineer Named Simar Who Posts In the "Post An Outrageous Fact About The Person Above" Forum on Lush. He does fear copycat Simars, however.
Lynn is a proffesor at some college out in the westlands teaching couples how to have sex while flying. An advanced course involves teaching them how to use toys mid air.....
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Simar was going to be a guest on the british tv show "Sex Box", but he was kicked out of the studio, when the producers discovered, he had installed webcams, streaming live, in all the boxes.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Mr P here calls me his best friend...or was it breast friend.???( okay I just made that up...while typing. Do tell me how is it)
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Simar has Patokl tied up in his basement with a sign hanging around his neck... "My best friend"
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Simar has Patokl tied up in his basement with a sign hanging around his neck... "My best friend"

Coffee on my screen... smile
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John has been in the water so long that even his puckers are puckered.
Lynn claims her wings are bigger than they really are... smile
ardentmale likes to carry chains about wherever he goes.
Sean just finished his MBA after 10 years
Bill has had 30 women on his boat... At once
Ardent is in therapy to try and keep his hands out of his pants
How many pairs of stockings do you have?? There are 7 days in the week, but 53 seems excessive.
Bill is embarrassed because a lot of people think the second picture in his Image Gallery is his face......
Becky is pointing to her replacement ear... smile