The gentlemen up there has pussy juices in his mug...all mixed up. He says its a concoction to keep him strong and active and long lasting.
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Eeeeeeewwwwww gross Patokl
Patokl hold the record for the most porn movies watched in one sitting, his proud record sits at 2000 on a 72 hour period
Mr P would not mind being Rosie's canvas.
Since we are talking of art.....
Lynn spews fire....actually instead of fire she spews colours of variety of shades to give bit more of a liking. She can even add smells if you like. OK . just a disclaimer ..I think someone might find it gross....sorry
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Simar lost his job as a nude model because he kept knocking over canvases when he turned....
There is a growing urban legend as to what Mr P is doing with his left hand in that image...
Well talking about Legends...it is said Lynn is supossedly the gargoyle onnthw top of the clock tower. She swoops down every night for her lover ....
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Lynn played the part of Pussy Galore on Goldfinger. Contrary to Sean Connery, she hasn't aged since. Dragons simply don't.
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i Mr P is supposedly the best massager here on Lush. His customers have always been satisfied. It is said he males his own concoctionnfor the massages. Keeps the skin healthy and his massage hands too....
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Simar was recently chosen as Top Indian Engineer Named Simar Who Posts In the "Post An Outrageous Fact About The Person Above" Forum on Lush. He does fear copycat Simars, however.
Lynn is a proffesor at some college out in the westlands teaching couples how to have sex while flying. An advanced course involves teaching them how to use toys mid air.....
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Simar was going to be a guest on the british tv show "Sex Box", but he was kicked out of the studio, when the producers discovered, he had installed webcams, streaming live, in all the boxes.
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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i Mr P here calls me his best friend...or was it breast friend.???( okay I just made that up...while typing. Do tell me how is it)
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Simar has Patokl tied up in his basement with a sign hanging around his neck... "My best friend"
ardentmale likes to carry chains about wherever he goes.
Sean just finished his MBA after 10 years
Bill has had 30 women on his boat... At once
Ardent is in therapy to try and keep his hands out of his pants
The local grocery won't let Sheri shop there any more because she is always stealing melons.
How many pairs of stockings do you have?? There are 7 days in the week, but 53 seems excessive.
Bill is embarrassed because a lot of people think the second picture in his Image Gallery is his face......