What people say about me behind my back is none of my business
Sometimes I'm good, but when I'm bad I'm even better
Everything but love is a dream within a dream
"Distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It's for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It's for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they don't see it nearly enough..."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair-dealing, if you can fake that you've got it made."
~Groucho Marx
You can't be first but you can be next.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
"Not all quotes you find on the internet were actually said by who they are attributed to." - Abraham Lincoln
Woman: "Mr Churchill, you are drunk."
Churchill: "Yes, madam, and in the morning I will be sober, but you will still be ugly."
Voltaire: "I disagree completely with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
"Do you have anything to declare?"
Oscar Wilde: "Nothing but my genius and wit."