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Lush head of state, proclaim a Lush law

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You have the power to proclaim new LUSH laws in your country, state, province, territory, city, town etc
What lush law would you proclaim?

All laws must have a Lush theme, can be frivolous, overdue punishment, address social or morals issue.
One law per post

Examples:

1) I proclaim Aug 30 as National Everyone Naked Day (frivoulous?)
2) All employed persons shall receive 12 condoms each Friday (social issue?)
3) All men who honk their horns at girls walking on the street shall have their tiny little peckers removed. (overdue punishment?)

Have fun
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lol only you could have though of this..



All the lushies who post on the forums.. should be banned for a week for involving kids in their statements
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I proclaim the second Wednesday of each month as Bottomless Wednesdays
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Quote by thesilkyknot
lol only you could have though of this..



All the lushies who post on the forums.. should be banned for a week for involving kids in their statements


Totally agreed!

I proclaim that first Monday of the month, everyone has to try and lick their elbow!!

There is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.......Don't cross it!
Take time to live, love and dream!!
You have been a naughty boy.........Now go to my room!!!
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I proclaim that all rude posters must leave lush until they can play nice.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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I proclaim the last Friday of each month as Weedy Fridays.
Weaver of Words
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I proclaim the 2nd tuesday of each month No Drama Day
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Every Labour Day all homophobes must wear a pink armband
Advanced Wordsmith
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October is Gift For The Princess Month. You must all present me with a gift which encompasses one of your talents.
spank me hard please
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i proclaim all women joining lush send me one naked pic of themselves
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I proclaim 2012 to be love everyone year, you must be kind to everyone, THAT'S AN ORDER
Weaver of Words
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I proclaim that all my favorite lushies must be online whenever I am.
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i proclaim that i can post below (or above) anyone i want
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I proclaim that for one day every year, all Lush picture galleries to be opened for all to view!



When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Rocker of the cocker
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Quote by lafayettemister
I proclaim that for one day every year, all Lush picture galleries to be opened for all to view!


You are such a perv lol. Here I was thinking my pussy pics would be enough for you
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i proclaim that i had access to all pics on lush so i could see if callisto is telling the truth or not
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Quote by loveslegs
i proclaim that i had access to all pics on lush so i could see if callisto is telling the truth or not


Haha that won't be happening...I guess you'll never know
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Quote by Callisto


Haha that won't be happening...I guess you'll never know


ok you have been involved in a terrorist conspiracy... would you be willing to take a polygraph test to prove your innocence?
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Quote by loveslegs


ok you have been involved in a terrorist conspiracy... would you be willing to take a polygraph test to prove your innocence?


Mmhmm sure thing lol
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you do know that asking about if you have pussy pics on lush is considered standard procedure for polygraph questioning in regards to terrorist conspiracies right? lol
Weaver of Words
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I proclaim that all men that enter the ladies chat room be banned from lush for 1 month
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I proclaim that all Ladies of Lush...Read the Guy book...especially...

Page 82...Paragraph 4...Subparagraph 2....foot note B.1....
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I proclaim that any Lushie that you have not communicated with in the last 90 days, comes off of your friends list.
The Bee's Knees
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practice what you preach.

Say. Her. Name.


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Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS




Say no to whiney cunts.


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I proclaim that we stick to the one profile per member again and all members with multiple profiles must list all their profiles for all to see ?