If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?

That was some night.

So, about that raise?

It's coming, Don't worry.

Your wife offered more.

See? Not totally awful.

See? Hardly any bruises.

Panties on the ceiling?

Both panties are there

See? Staying was better.

Better to continue again

Asians just taste different.

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See? Hardly any bruises.

You told me I would enjoy it and promised delicious pickles.

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You told me I would enjoy it and promised delicious pickles.

Four words only allowed.

He gets no pickles

I’ve got the pickles