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Four words said after the condom breaks

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well here goes again
no prizes for second
oops Im so sorry

Well it is multi tasking in my book
My Wife Punctured it!
I'm killing her first!
snot seals the condom
Family allowance going up!
I'm changing my name!
Can't you get durex?
Huh, did you cum?
Glad we're not Related!
So Doctor, the pill?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Family planning then, teacher?
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
Prepare for morning sickness.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney
What would Jesus do?
Hope you don't mind
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No Ordinary Gal

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That Special Evening
Why?why?why?why?
Because I was so horny
You better fucking RUN!
Ha! That'll teach you!
A record for me!