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Your score is: 40
What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
Aw, this counselor finally likes me!
What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
Aw, this counselor finally likes me!
Matriarch
I got 40 too.
Sex is overrated - I prefer a nice cup of tea.
(10 bonus points if you know who said that line)
Sex is overrated - I prefer a nice cup of tea.
(10 bonus points if you know who said that line)
Flutterby Pharie
I only scored a 20!!
Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!
Yup I'm a total
Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!
Yup I'm a total
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Oh man... I can't believe that score. Sheesh.
I am a dirty ol man after all.aKP4Cg2sHrCt2Y3b
85. Damn.
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
I am a dirty ol man after all.aKP4Cg2sHrCt2Y3b
85. Damn.
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
Advanced Wordsmith
Well now.
This amused me, and my score made me laugh.
Literally.
*cue me making a WTF face*
Your score is: 85
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
This amused me, and my score made me laugh.
Literally.
*cue me making a WTF face*
Your score is: 85
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
The naughtiest Nymph this side of the forest.
Last submitted a story: March 12, 2008
Last submitted a story: March 12, 2008
Quote by Curious2c
Oh man... I can't believe that score. Sheesh.
I am a dirty ol man after all.4vbJTWPUhUPxtQKt
85. Damn.
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
This should be multiple choice answers.
Q1 - I'd never wonder which one I can have sex with, I wonder how I get all three into bed at once.
Q2 - off course.
Q3 - why else would you be shopping for a new mattress other than the last one couldn't take the strain.
Q4 - why wait until they're sunbathing, or is this the first time you saw them since they were seven years old?
Q5 - Why imagine, naturally you'd have to rush over and help out. But I'd wonder why they live at another residence.
Q6 - A millionaire within a week - Yes.
Q7 - Hell, you skip the rest of the day and take them to your room, make sure you set up the cameras.
Q8 - Why fantasies, just ask them to help make it into a film.
Q9 - There's another type of massage?
Q10 - Excuse ME, what's a career?
I must have done something wrong, I got a score of 90. Where did I go wrong?
Q1 - I'd never wonder which one I can have sex with, I wonder how I get all three into bed at once.
Q2 - off course.
Q3 - why else would you be shopping for a new mattress other than the last one couldn't take the strain.
Q4 - why wait until they're sunbathing, or is this the first time you saw them since they were seven years old?
Q5 - Why imagine, naturally you'd have to rush over and help out. But I'd wonder why they live at another residence.
Q6 - A millionaire within a week - Yes.
Q7 - Hell, you skip the rest of the day and take them to your room, make sure you set up the cameras.
Q8 - Why fantasies, just ask them to help make it into a film.
Q9 - There's another type of massage?
Q10 - Excuse ME, what's a career?
I must have done something wrong, I got a score of 90. Where did I go wrong?
Quote by Pixie
I only scored a 20!!
Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!
Yup I'm a total
Hey Pixie,
You're not supposed to fib in those tests - or are you fibbing to yourself?
Flutterby Pharie
Why would you think I am fibbing to myself?? It doesnt take a brain surgeon to take these quizzes. They are simple yes or no with little thought needed.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Pardon me pixie, but I just have a bit of a problem with the concept of someone who writes sexy sex stories and participates in a forum like this and DOESN'T score a lot higher than 20 on a test about sex. It's kind of like those 1960s talks on sex education and sexuality that the virgin members of a certain religious group used to give in school. A tad mind boggling, that's all.u2gsXkgMKxJARfD1
Flutterby Pharie
Where did you get the idea that I write stories? And I am in this forum because A.) Rocco INVITED me and B.) I enjoy reading the stories.
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Rookie Scribe
mine was 70..gosh wonder how i get any work done!
Active Ink Slinger
Your score is: 35
What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
Deadly, GET A FUCKING CLUE DUDE!!!!! Seriously. Just because people are members of this forum and read or write the stories does not automatically make them sex fanatics!
Purple, I wonder how you get any work done also....lol...go for it!!!!
btw pixie, we all know that you are not a total
curious....we ALL know that your scoring was a little low.....lol
What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
Deadly, GET A FUCKING CLUE DUDE!!!!! Seriously. Just because people are members of this forum and read or write the stories does not automatically make them sex fanatics!
Purple, I wonder how you get any work done also....lol...go for it!!!!
btw pixie, we all know that you are not a total
curious....we ALL know that your scoring was a little low.....lol
Active Ink Slinger
Shit!!! You are a traveling mindfield deadly.....HELLO!!!!!
Matriarch
...decides to quietly back out of the thread and go pour a glass of Cab Sauv 
Advanced Wordsmith
65%
not close enough to 'reality'
but then i suppose that depends on who i'm with.
i'm either in complete rapture
or sweet innocent Kitty never-do-anything-wrong
not close enough to 'reality'
but then i suppose that depends on who i'm with.
i'm either in complete rapture
or sweet innocent Kitty never-do-anything-wrong
*~*xX/ ;) i'm not joking/Xx*~*
I don't think that the questions were exactly... well... right. They tend to lead one into a zone that can't be explained normally. For instance, with my 'score' I'm almost the dark nasty pervert that everyone warns their kids about. In fact, I'm a father and grandfather that loves kids (NO, NOT in 'that' way either)
I do know that I think about sex far more than most due to one always wants what one doesn't have...or maybe a little of that 'grass is greener' syndrome too. heh.
I do have an active imagination though.
I do know that I think about sex far more than most due to one always wants what one doesn't have...or maybe a little of that 'grass is greener' syndrome too. heh.
I do have an active imagination though.
Active Ink Slinger
Your score is: 65
Average
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What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
Average
score
What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
Active Ink Slinger
Well i got 85 too and i dont consider myself a "Horndog" or anything i just really have a wild imagination and a wild side i enjoy indulging occasionally. New to the site Hi everyone
Rookie Scribe
I got a 70. Meh. 
Active Ink Slinger
How dirty are your thoughts?
Your score is: 90
Damn, I thought it would be higher. I'm Hurt.
Hands in his telescope
Bat
Your score is: 90
Damn, I thought it would be higher. I'm Hurt.
Hands in his telescope
Bat
Active Ink Slinger
Nope - no prob for me. It is for the wife.
I want sex more then she does and she gets more out of sex then I do. Go figure.
I want sex more then she does and she gets more out of sex then I do. Go figure.
Bumped for our new members.