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Zero is good .. yes?
English Rose
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Dirty girl
Who? Me?
Maybe... sometimes
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/worship-my-bum.aspx
My new story has been awarded the Recommended Read. If you adore a needy bottom and fancy a short, but very naughty read...
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Charming as fuck
Your score is: 75
Anyone who got lower than me must be telling porkies, cos I'm an angel
Anyone who got lower than me must be telling porkies, cos I'm an angel
Normal Adjacent
Oh good lord, I got an 80. Not that I'm surprised. Maybe I need a hobby. Other than thinking about sex too much.
Rookie Scribe
Your score is: 100
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
Active Ink Slinger
Score , 65
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head
I got a 60
What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
Active Ink Slinger
65
Honestly, that's lower than I would have guessed but based on the way some of the questions were worded, I suppose I'm not that surprised with a verdict of "a healthy amount".
Honestly, that's lower than I would have guessed but based on the way some of the questions were worded, I suppose I'm not that surprised with a verdict of "a healthy amount".
I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?
English Gentleman
Your score is: 65
What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?
Active Ink Slinger
Oh dear as I suspected. I scored 85. 
Active Ink Slinger
scored 75 guess that means I do have a dirty mind just not the dirtiest. 
Rookie Scribe
90 for me!
Candyland Kitten
I got an 80. Dang, it always "IS" the quiet ones lol.
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
***Turning it off while working...reminds me of my story Mind Fuckery and how the girl in the story (who is so obviously NOT me)...can't quite keep her mind on her job. Silly, silly girl (the one who's not me)...Giggles***
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/mind-fuckery.aspx (in case you want to see how the girl who again is NOT me, who does dirty deeds at work. It's not a shameless plug or anything crazy like that)
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
***Turning it off while working...reminds me of my story Mind Fuckery and how the girl in the story (who is so obviously NOT me)...can't quite keep her mind on her job. Silly, silly girl (the one who's not me)...Giggles***
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/mind-fuckery.aspx (in case you want to see how the girl who again is NOT me, who does dirty deeds at work. It's not a shameless plug or anything crazy like that)
Active Ink Slinger
Your score is: 90
And I didn't lie!
Maybe that explains why I write stories like this:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/song-of-myself.aspx
And I didn't lie!
Maybe that explains why I write stories like this:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/lesbian/song-of-myself.aspx
WooHoo!!!! 27,000 views! Could I dare to hope for a famous story...
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/the-runner.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/the-runner.aspx
Active Ink Slinger
Your score is 90. I deliberately said no to one.
In Navy boot camp back in 1973...our drill instructor told us "Sailors have dirty minds and clean bodies" I've tried to live up to that as much as possible.
In Navy boot camp back in 1973...our drill instructor told us "Sailors have dirty minds and clean bodies" I've tried to live up to that as much as possible.
Dreamer
Your score is: 80
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
Why am I not surprised.
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
Why am I not surprised.
My bookshelf includes 227 stories, which include 76 collaborations;
One Editor's Pick, Three Series Awards, Fifty-three Recommended Reads, and Eight Famous Stories are included. Go to https://www.lushstories.com/profiles/view/ChrisM/stories
Enjoy
Active Ink Slinger
65 for me. About right I think.
English Gentleman
Your score is: 90
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What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
Your
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Average
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What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
Active Ink Slinger
I went back through this list to see if anyone else got a 100. Whew...not the only one. Hey...what can I tell you? The screen name is true. I'm just happy I got a perfect score. Lol
Your score is: 100
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
Your score is: 100
What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.
