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Do you have a Gay age and a Straight age?

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TonyZ
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Do you have a gay age? I do... you see, using the meaning of "HAPPY" for the word "GAY" I have figured out that I actually have a GAY age and a STRAIGHT age. I am most comfortable and "HAPPY" or "GAY" giving out my gay age which so happens to be about 6 years younger than my "REAL" or "STRAIGHT" age... true story!!! ROTFLMGAO!!!
TonyZ
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Oh by the way, before you go and look at the age posted on my profile... That is my STRAIGHT age. My GAY age is 38. Oooops, I guess I just revealed my secret. LMAO!
Dani
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Umm...what?

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TonyZ
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Umm...what?


Quite simple... have you ever lied about your age? When I meet new people, I some times when asked give my "gay" age instead of my real age... ;)
Dani
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Quote by TonyZ
Quite simple... have you ever lied about your age? When I meet new people, I some times when asked give my "gay" age instead of my real age... ;)


I actually have to correct people about my age because when I was younger they assumed I was older and now that I'm older they assume I'm younger.

But even if I did have to lie, why would my age change sexual orientation? Age is a number...numbers can't be gay, can they?

Does the gay version of yourself have a different age than the straight version of yourself? If so, how/why?

I may be over complicating this, but I seriously don't get it.

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sprite
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
I actually have to correct people about my age because when I was younger they assumed I was older and now that I'm older they assume I'm younger.

But even if I did have to lie, why would my age change sexual orientation? Age is a number...numbers can't be gay, can they?

Does the gay version of yourself have a different age than the straight version of yourself? If so, how/why?

I may be over complicating this, but I seriously don't get it.


here, let me explain it to you with a song...

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Nikki703
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If I want people to think I'm Gay I say I'm in my 90's
Dani
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here, let me explain it to you with a song...



Thanks. It all makes sense now.

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Dani
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Quote by sprite


here, let me explain it to you with a song...



Thanks. It all makes sense now.

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So, is gay age, an age at which you would feel happier? Like you say you're 44 on your profile, but 38 is your gay age. Using the word gay to mean happy, that would mean that you are happier to be 38 than 44? If that's the case, everyone has a gay age, regardless of sexuality. Or am I just getting the wrong end of the stick?
TonyZ
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Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


I actually have to correct people about my age because when I was younger they assumed I was older and now that I'm older they assume I'm younger.

But even if I did have to lie, why would my age change sexual orientation? Age is a number...numbers can't be gay, can they?

Does the gay version of yourself have a different age than the straight version of yourself? If so, how/why?

I may be over complicating this, but I seriously don't get it.


Ok, I can see why you are confused about my posting... in reality a number has no sexual orientation. You are right about that. However, taking etymological meaning of the word "GAY", which means "HAPPY" or to be happy, I extrapolated a comfortable age (white lie) with which I felt happy or gay being when asked my age. So I usually give a younger age when asked than my real age. That is why I say I have a gay age and a straight age (my real age). That does not mean I am straight... please do not confuse sexual terms. This has nothing to do with sexual orientation!!! LMAO!
TonyZ
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Quote by GingerKitty
So, is gay age, an age at which you would feel happier? Like you say you're 44 on your profile, but 38 is your gay age. Using the word gay to mean happy, that would mean that you are happier to be 38 than 44? If that's the case, everyone has a gay age, regardless of sexuality. Or am I just getting the wrong end of the stick?


You nailed it... that is exactly what I mean!!! smile
TonyZ
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here, let me explain it to you with a song...



This is like.... what???? LMAO!!!
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Quote by TonyZ


You nailed it... that is exactly what I mean!!! smile


Yay, score one for logic boy! :) to answer your question, I think I'd say my gay age is 23. As fucked up as I was, I had great friends who were as fucked up as me and we had a good (gay!) Old time, even though my straight (as in straight talking - honest truthful) age is 28.
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I just got carded the other week and i'm 33.. so I guess my gay age would be 25 no problem lolsmile
TonyZ
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I just got carded the other week and i'm 33.. so I guess my gay age would be 25 no problem lolsmile


Your gay age does not necessarily have to be lower than your straight age... for some it might me greater ;)
Guest
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No. I don't but I can appreciate others.
Guest
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so im 19 and my gay age is 20 ?
boosun123
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lol i'm gay, so long as it's hot, i'm in
Guest
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Not sure how to answer this but I always felt I was different. Younger days I always wanted to be the same as the other boys but as I got older I knew I was different and to this day I still love being different.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i don't know why, but this tickled me SO much! no, i'm very upfront about my age.

Say. Her. Name.