around the house sex toys?

16 Oct 2013

what are some things that can be found around the house that can be used as sex toys?

16 Oct 2013

Quote by Juniors_world
what are some things that can be found around the house that can be used as sex toys?

All sorts of vegetables like cucumbers, brush handles, broom sticks (covered with a condom), and a long etc...

26 Oct 2013

I once took a bunch of different sized marbles, put them in line from smallest to biggest and made one of those ball dildos that get bigger as u go along smile

26 Oct 2013

I'm a sucker for the vacuum cleaner!

26 Oct 2013

Quote by TonyZ

All sorts of vegetables like cucumbers, brush handles, broom sticks (covered with a condom), and a long etc...

What's the condom for?
Safe stix or sawdust. Lol
dontknow

26 Oct 2013

My wife liked the corner of the washing machine in the spin cycle.

I am always a gentleman.

26 Oct 2013

Quote by LaChatte
I'm a sucker for the vacuum cleaner!

Ah mais oui! Mon Dieu quelle aspiration!

26 Oct 2013

Quote by dpw

What's the condom for?
Safe stix or sawdust. Lol

splinters.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

26 Oct 2013

Those that know me will have an idea of the kind of things I love using.

hair drier, radiator, hot water bottle, hot pasta, hot dog, infra-red back massager...... the list goes on. I'm a heat freak.

You get the idea, anything that warms/heats up is good for me!

Deb X

26 Oct 2013

Quote by Debbie2013
Those that know me will have an idea of the kind of things I love using.

hair drier, radiator, hot water bottle, hot pasta, hot dog, infra-red back massager...... the list goes on. I'm a heat freak.

You get the idea, anything that warms/heats up is good for me!

Deb X

Curling iron? Watch that setting!
crybaby

26 Oct 2013

I once used a 1-5/8 inch trailer hitch ball for a butt plug. I know what your thinking, but it wasn't attached to the hitch. I made sure nobody could drive off with me. I have also used squash and cucumbers. I have a new "ergonomic" shaped dish scrubber with a handle that is perfect for g-spot stimulation.

26 Oct 2013

Quote by lisad83
I once used a 1-5/8 inch trailer hitch ball for a butt plug. I know what your thinking, but it wasn't attached to the hitch. I made sure nobody could drive off with me. I have also used squash and cucumbers. I have a new "ergonomic" shaped dish scrubber with a handle that is perfect for g-spot stimulation.

Keeps everthing spotlessly clean.
Whistle

27 Oct 2013

Quote by sprite

splinters.

It sounds as though you are quite the expert... LMAO!

5 Nov 2013

Quote by lisad83
I once used a 1-5/8 inch trailer hitch ball for a butt plug. I know what your thinking, but it wasn't attached to the hitch. I made sure nobody could drive off with me. I have also used squash and cucumbers. I have a new "ergonomic" shaped dish scrubber with a handle that is perfect for g-spot stimulation.

trailer hitch ball what a good idea! haha

5 Nov 2013

plastic oil bottles,pens,pencils,vegetables all are like heaven for me

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5 Nov 2013

Quote by lisad83
I once used a 1-5/8 inch trailer hitch ball for a butt plug. I know what your thinking, but it wasn't attached to the hitch. I made sure nobody could drive off with me. I have also used squash and cucumbers. I have a new "ergonomic" shaped dish scrubber with a handle that is perfect for g-spot stimulation.

The exhibitionist in me would want to try it while it was still attached to the truck

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23 Nov 2013

Larger pens. Also the end of socket wrench, be sure it's curved though lol

30 Nov 2013

When I was like 17 I started craving a cock. I prefer women 99% of the time but I love hooking up with an older man every once in awhile. Anyway I went through a phase where I had to stick something up my ass. I got creative. But the best thing I found was a hair straightener that I took off the clamp part so it was just the long dick like part. It was just like a dildo. I put a condom on it so it was more comfortable because it was metal. I started slow but by the end of the night I was sitting down with 1 leg in the air while I shoved it deep in me while I was masturbating. It felt so amazing to cum with that in me.

2 Dec 2013

hair straightener.. which end lol

15 Dec 2013

There are tons of things. Markers, banana, cucumber, sink, bath tub water, shower head, bed post, the edge of anything, electric toothbrush, my fingers, carrot, remote control, baseball bat, a knob, and just about anything.

15 Dec 2013

Anything that can fit in your pussy can work. And they will all make you cum. Trust me, I know.

25 Feb 2014

i found i do like use a screw driver handle for some good anal play

25 Feb 2014

Quote by stuestu
i found i do like use a screw driver handle for some good anal play

Cock is much better!

25 Feb 2014

Quote by Klox
When I was like 17 I started craving a cock. I prefer women 99% of the time but I love hooking up with an older man every once in awhile. Anyway I went through a phase where I had to stick something up my ass. I got creative. But the best thing I found was a hair straightener that I took off the clamp part so it was just the long dick like part. It was just like a dildo. I put a condom on it so it was more comfortable because it was metal. I started slow but by the end of the night I was sitting down with 1 leg in the air while I shoved it deep in me while I was masturbating. It felt so amazing to cum with that in me.

I was the same way around that time. There wasn't a shampoo bottle, d cell battery, candle or marker that I didn't try having up my ass at some point. I think the one that nearly killed me was the banister topper on the stairs. It was spade shaped and try as I might, I could never get it all the way in. It wasn't through a lack of trying.

25 Feb 2014

Quote by CliffordAClavin

I was the same way around that time. There wasn't a shampoo bottle, d cell battery, candle or marker that I didn't try having up my ass at some point. I think the one that nearly killed me was the banister topper on the stairs. It was spade shaped and try as I might, I could never get it all the way in. It wasn't through a lack of trying.

ROFLMAO, OMG! Can you imagine if it had gone in and wouldn't come out! Thank god you didn't slide down the banister for entry!

25 Feb 2014

Towel and a rubber glove.

25 Feb 2014

Quote by dpw

ROFLMAO, OMG! Can you imagine if it had gone in and wouldn't come out! Thank god you didn't slide down the banister for entry!

That would definitely top the most embarrassing moment ever. Right next to the front door, too. Not sure how I had the nerve to try it, but I recall numerous attempts on separate occasions.

27 Feb 2014

Rolling pin

27 Feb 2014

Quote by jennyndave69
Rolling pin

You can get the extra long ones, a his and hers sex toy!

27 Feb 2014

Quote by dpw

What's the condom for?
Safe stix or sawdust. Lol

so u can slice and serve the vegetables without rewashing them??? dontknow

giggles