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DazzlingLove
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It doesn't matter how old you are, if you're not playing it, your children, nieces, nephews, or grandbabies are playing this game!

Have you ever played it?

Ever catch some kids doing the wacky dances in public?

How much money have you spent on V-bucks? My godchild has gotten me for over a hundred bucks, easily
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No. Never played it and I don't know anyone who plays it either.
nicola
Matriarch
There's nothing as effective as marketing at children, who pester their parents into buying upgrades / the product in question. McDonalds have been exploiting this method for decades!

I've seen those funny dances. I've heard a load of footballers (the round ball kind) are playing that game too, hence the bizarre goal celebrations.

Don't give in! Tell your godchild to get a wheel and a stick like I used to have for entertainment when I was a child!
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
My kids play it, I even had a go. I was magnificent wielding my battle axe, I don't care what my son says, he's wrong, I was incredible.

As for the dances, I can do them too, and yes I am magnificent at 'The Floss' too.

One thing I am even better at though is not paying anything for the extras. My kids don't even ask. I've seen the extras though, my bank account would be screaming at me if I paid for them. It is all a ripoff. I miss the days of wheels and sticks, and when playing outside was the only option.

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