She fell in love

She fell in love with a proctologist, but didn't like him in the end.

She fell in love with a clockmaker, but he just couldn't unwind.

She fell in love with a podiatrist and he knocked her socks off.

She fell in love on Lush, but found it was the real digitals she craved

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She fell in love with the Seven Dwarfs, but they came up short.

She fell in love with the Seven Dwarfs and got screwed seven days a week, seven times a day.

She fell in love with a programmer but he didn't want strings attached

She fell in love with a mountaineer but he Left (with) No Trace.

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She fell in love with a programmer but he didn't want strings.

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She fell in love with a cryptologist, but he was an enigma.

She fell in love with an electrician but she had no spark.

She fell in love with a fireman but he kept dousing her fire.

She fell in love with the gardener and he planted his seed.

She fell in love with a cowgirl, and they did.

She fell in love with a robin but he only came in the Spring.

She fell in love with an accountant but things didn't add up.

She fell in love with Old McDonald, but he bought the farm.

She fell in love with a handyman but soon wanted more than just his hands

She fell in love with the king who ruled her with his mighty sceptre.

She fell in love with the alphabet but never got letters

She fell in love with a golfer, but he wasn't up to par

She fell in love with a golfer but he wasn't interested with her holes

She fell in love with a golfer but his driver didn't drive and his putter couldn't find the hole

She fell in love with a golfer and they both became swingers

She fell in love with a golfer but he couldn't keep his balls tee'd up

She fell in love with a golfer but he was below par on every hole.

She fell in love with her mirror and it was no reflection on her.

She fell in love with a premature ejaculator, which came as a surprise.

She fell in love with a bowler 'cause he was right up her alley.

She feel in love with a biker but the ride was too quick.

She fell in love with a brick mason and got laid.

She fell in love with the baker but was just out for her pie