She fell in love

She fell in love with an embalmer but never got his attention until she died.

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She fell in love with an embalmer but never got his attention until she died.

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She fell in love with a private detective, but he was a real dick.

She fell in love with a physician, but all he wanted to do was play doctor.

She fell in love with a tax collector but he never returned back her feelings.

She fell in love with an asexual, but he didn't give a fuck.

She fell in love with a town planner but it was a one-way street

I wish I knew some off the top of my head because I don't want to cheat and Google.

She fell in love with Ben Johnson but he cheated and it was over very quickly.

She fell in love with Lance Armstrong but he cheated and took her for a ride

She fell in love with a croquet player and he loved her sticky wicket.

She fell in love with Mt Rushmore and sat on its faces every day.

She fell in love with the captain on The Titanic, but he wouldn't go all the way.

She fell in love with a hockey player who enjoyed her stickhandling skills.

She fell in love with a lawyer and lost her briefs.

She fell in love with 'Roses are Red' and stayed wet!

She fell in love with the spelunker when he entered her cave.

She fell in love with the girl pile and always wore a smile (and nothing else).

She fell in love with a garbage collector but dumped her

She fell in love with a NASA engineer and his rocket sent her into orbit

She fell in love with an astronaut but orbited her.

She fell in love with a fish-monger's wife who shucked her oyster

She fell in love with a canoeist who gave her behind a good paddling.

She feel in love with a crocodile and lost her head.

She fell in love with a peanut and went nuts.

She fell in love with an accountant, but she didn't add up.

She fell in love with an ecdysiast but stripped off her wealth.

She fell in love with a programmer. but her app didn't work

She fell in love with a nun who showed her a whole new sacrament

She fell in love with the guy singing "Save The last Dance For Me" but he was a drifter.

She fell in love with the Seven Dwarfs, but they came up short.