She fell in love

She fell in love with a mathematician, but things just didn't add up.

(why add up and not add down? why add in any direction? just add!)

She fell in love with a clown who couldn’t keep a straight face.

She fell in love with an Englishman, it wasn't just his upper lip he kept stiff.

She fell in love with a voodoo priestess who fondled her grigri

She fell in love with a sushi chef, but he was a cold fish.

She fell in love with a hairdresser, but she was all washed up.

She fell in love with a hairdresser who was always very snippy

She fell in love with a hairdresser, but it wasn't permanent.

She fell in love with a hairdresser, but she dyed

She fell in love with a hairdresser but the bangs were too short.

She fell in love with a hairdresser, but she gave her the rinse.

She fell in love with a hairdresser, but it wasn't a permanent thing

She fell in love with a system engineer who turned her on.

She fell in love with an executioner who was drop dead gorgeous.

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She fell in love with a system engineer who turned her on.

She fell in love with an I.T. helpdesk guy who turned her off and then turned her on again.

She fell in love with a banker and left him cents less.

She fell in love with a banker who always left her a loan.

She fell in love with a fireman, but his hose was limp.

She fell in love with plastic surgeon and always felt tight.

She fell in love with an editor but only saw her mistakes.

She fell in love with an author but was always out of character.

She fell in love with a drummer and learned to paradiddle on his balls.

She fell in love with a guy looking for an evil fictional doctor. But he refused to take No for an answer.

She fell in love with a woman baker who let her feeldo

She fell in love with a masochist that liked watersports but he would piss and moan about everything

She fell in love with a carpenter and was hammered every night.

She fell in love with a mechanic, but got screwed.

She fell in love with a proctologist but his finger was cold

She fell in love with a cardiologist and he made her heart race.

She fell in love with a fantasy and never got got real thing.