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What if real people delivered SPAM to your life?

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WellMadeMale
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The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
ByronLord
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Oh don't get me started.

When I was involved in various efforts to stop email spam we had lots of industry meetings and round tables trying to tackle the problem.

Guess what every one of them thought it would be 'amusing' to serve...
simplyjohn
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I love spam fritters .. we are talking Spiced Pork And Meat i assume?
The_Young_Swell
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Man: What you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.

Wife: I don't want any spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife: That's got spam in it.

Man: It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam has it?

Wife: Could you do me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Ech!

Wife: What do you mean ech! I don't like spam!

Waitress: You can't have egg, bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Shhh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well, can I have her spam instead of the baked beans?

Waitress: You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, and spam?



Poster's Note: I removed the Vikings, no one wants Vikings with their spam.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Guest
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Alternatively, you could have just posted the video, Mr Young Swell.

The_Young_Swell
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As this is a writing site, GingerKitty, I like to post something every now and then which requires literacy.

And I'm not a Mr. I'm a The.
Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..