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Divorce anyone?

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If divorce was more like this people would be standing in line.....LMAO!!!!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
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That was good!
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I wish MY divorce was like that!! Mine was full of arguing and the division of shit and stuff like that! NO FUN AT ALL!!
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Zafia and sexynsweet09 a question for you: Question: Why is divorce so expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.


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Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.

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A man wanted to determine if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.
When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of the passenger he knew to be his mistress. "She slept with nearly every man on the ship," his wife reported.
The disheartened man then rendezvoused with his cheating mistress to ask her the same questions about his wife.
"She was a real lady," his mistress said.
"How so?" the encouraged man asked.
"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."

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Dr. Phil will save my marriage despite she's unfaithfull
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That was so funny best giggle I've had all day haha gotta watch that again tmozz . That blonde girl wow she can kick so high wow!
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Ha Ha I just posted the Wedding entrance and just saw yours lol This is quite fun!
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mine was exactly like that..

hmmm without the dancing..

or the singing..

or the happiness...

but other then that... JUST like that..
.. I was once the fastest and most victorious little sperm out of millions...