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A guy walks into a bar .........
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Two Chemists walk into a bar and the first one says, "I'll just have a H2O."
The bartender gives him a glass of water and asks the other Chemist what he would like.
He said, "I'll have and H2O too." He drank it and died.
The bartender gives him a glass of water and asks the other Chemist what he would like.
He said, "I'll have and H2O too." He drank it and died.
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Chemist: Will you be needing a bag sir?
Cowboy: Nope - I got one at home.
Chemist: Sir you really should of brought it with you.
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A Latin scholar walks into a bar and says, I'll have a martinus. The bartender asks him. Don't you mean martini? The man tells the bartender, Listen, if I wanted two or more drinks I would have asked for them. That was 4 U DM...LOL
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