My ex-g/f was sucking me (on her knees) and her sister walked in. We froze immediately. Sis grabs what she came in for and left without saying a word!
back when still in HS while dating guys back then we were walking in the park I wanted to suck him so bad I just reached in pulled it pulled it out started sucking on it when this lady walk up on us says no dear your not doing it right this was my english teacher sucking him we both passed english with an A+ SHE HAD ME OVER TO HER HOUSE A FEW TIMES
I think that blowing my load with a young thing before I got close to her hot wet cunt was my biggest embarrassing moment, but being a quick thinker, I went down on her cunt with my mouth and tongue and all was forgiven.
But naked on on the living room floor of my GF's parents house going at it doggy style when her mom walked in. No where to hide and worst of all had to actually go past my gf's mom to get my clothes that were in the kitchen. Unfortunatly real life isn't like porn.
I have been caught twice.
1st time I was 18, thought mom would not be home till late. BF and I were going at it in my room and she walks down the hall yelling "is that Brents car in the drive". She walks in my room, I scream and she screams and he just says something stupid like "good afternoon Mrs Smith"
2nd time was 20 and dating guy that would become my husband. We had been alone at his place and had been outside riding a 4-wheeler, and did not realize his older brother had come home. We went back inside and I was giving him a BJ on the living room couch when his brother came down the steps from upstairs.
Hmm, there have been so many! Probably the weirdest was going to a porno movie in an old theater in Denver, and having my girlfriend (now wife) playing with me through my pants as we watched. I tried to stop her in time, but she was not to be denied and made me come in my pants, resulting in having to walk out through the lobby and a block down a very busy street with a huge, dark wet stain, probably 4-5 inches across, on my right thigh. Shows up great on faded jeans, let me tell you!
Worse, I had gone away to college and was just back visiting, so I was staying in the spare bedroom at her parent's house. We had to drive around for a couple hours until my pants dried enough to walk back into their living room. We still laugh about it occasionally.
getting caught having sex with my girl friend by my mother
It doesn't happen often but there have been times when someone might approach me in a bar and strike up a conversation. Sometimes they don't know what I am (other than a human being I mean). I never let it get as far as a dance before I clue them in. Then its kind of embarrassing for both of us to see how they will wriggle out of the situation.
One other on in particular comes to mind. A guy had cum in my mouth just as I was fighting back a sneeze. I gulped when he shot and it came out of my nose.
Getting my partner's name wrong!!
Having sex with my partner. She had already orgasmed and wanted me to cum as well. Well she is on top and working hard to give me a great orgasm. When I came, I had excruciating pain. The orgasm had given me an instant and severe migraine. Talk about a downer; here she is trying give me pleasure and instead gives me a horrible migraine.
It turns out that this is a known response for some male migraine sufferers. Luckily, that was the one and only time that happened.
I have an impulsive streak and once dragged a guy at a wedding to a quiet place where we hard a hard fast and enjoyable moment. I was commando and on the way to the ladies to clean up I could feel it sliding down. No one saw it I dont think ( I hope) but it was a nasty feeling that some aged aunt or something might have met me on the way and wanted to chat.
When I went into McDonald's after sucking a guy's cock and I didn't know I had a glob of cum in my beard. I can only imagine what people were thinking or saying to each other. There was absolutely no doubt that what was sticking in my beard was cum. When I went into the men's room after eating and looked in the mirror and saw cum on my face, I was like "oh, shit!". Now I kind of get a little laugh about it.
Getting caught by my grandma giving my b/f a blowjob in her bed room. I thought she was at the store.
One day, I was giving my high school boyfriend a blowjob in my room. My dad and mom were home, so I made my boyfriend stand against my closed door while I blew him just in case, for some reason, someone wanted to open the door. I didn't have a lock. While I was in the middle of blowing my boyfriend, my dad tried to open the door, which caused my boyfriend to shove his dick completely down my throat. I was gagging and coughing, and I told my dad he couldn't come in because "I was changing."
. In the meantime, just know that he and we pushed through it, and we continued to have sex after that moment. That was true love right there, no doubt about it.
