I was glancing at the 'ask the guys' forum and saw a bunch of off-the-wall threads of things that only seem to happen in porn (and even there, look awkward and uncomfortable). Then I checked out 'ask the gals' and they've got it ten times worse. So I'm wondering what is the most bizarre, uninformed, or ridiculous sex-question you've seen or heard (either on here or elsewhere), and how did you respond (if you did)?
This is sort of a question in that it was such a naive statement a good friend made, perhaps seeking verification, that I must tell you. I went to a Catholic College for my BA before jumping up to a secular school. I have a good friend whose parents invited me to their home a couple of times, and treated me like gold. One day we had an 0830 Exam. So I went to the library to where my bunch of banana heads hung out (all males----VERY DUMB FOR EXAM STUDY!!!!! No Miss, no pass!) and in came this guy who sat down with us. He pulled two toast and some scrambled eggs out of his sports coat pocket in baggies and asked if I wanted some.
I said no, and one guy leaned to me and whispered, "I don't think X knows how to do it yet. You tell him!" Just my luck. So on the way to the Exam, I asked him how he and his new GF were getting along and he was quite happy, Then he said, "And we even had sex!"
"What kind?"
"You know," he said, "you just put it in and wait." "What I don't get though is why girls get so worked up about it."
"Worked up?"
"Yeah, she kept bumping her girl thing against mine and then started almost screaming!!!" She has done that two times now. "Why do they do that Ted?"
I said, "Damned if I know!"
I showed him a book after class and he got it.
Whenever I tell that story I hear the Twilight Zone theme in my head. We ALL also learned that when you study for a big Exam, you have to find a Lady who knows the stuff!! Please don't pummel we with gender bias now! Every class had a lady who knew everything like Amy in "Big Bang."
If you wanted to pass, you had better be good to "Amy" and get her to study with you!
After having one of those earth shattering, multi wave, orgasms that felt like the earth was dancing under my body in the voyeur room with big crown watching, some one ask, did that feel good?
Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know I was glancing at the 'ask the guys' forum and saw a bunch of off-the-wall threads of things that only seem to happen in porn (and even there, look awkward and uncomfortable). Then I checked out 'ask the gals' and they've got it ten times worse. So I'm wondering what is the most bizarre, uninformed, or ridiculous sex-question you've seen or heard (either on here or elsewhere), and how did you respond (if you did)?
I've been asked specifics like 'what does your pussy look like'. LOL - hell if I know . . . I've wondered just why guys seem to think I'd know - or better yet, be able to describe it (or even want to bother).
