What is the biggest secret you keep from your partner?

The fact that I was fucked by a co-worker and his husband. 

Where I hide the cookies.

I have a very healthy sex life with my special friend, and thankfully he knows how to give me the big “O”. But sometimes I just want to get off and move on with the rest of my day… whether or not he’s around. If he knew how often I masterbate, he would take it as a sign he doesn’t satisfy me. But the two don’t really have anything to do with each other so I keep it a secret.

Back in my reckless youth, I was a dancer at a Strip Club on Bourbon Street in NOLA. While working there though, I had to do a bit more than just give ladies private dances! I was also one of the Club's Male Leads who performed what we called 'Love Dances' with our female dancers. Back in the day they actually used to allow stuff like that! These days the sight of a male and female on a striptease stage wearing nothing but g-strings is almost unheard of as it's been practically outlawed! Anyway, I somehow got my shit together by moving away, getting a job and going to college. I got married for 10 years but in that entire time would never even have dreamed of telling my neo-con wife about my past.

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The fact that I was fucked by a co-worker and his husband. 

This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, ' a night out with the boys '. 😊

I haven't had a partner in years besides Miss Pixel. Being a cat, she couldn't care less about my secrets.

I buried his ex in the woods. Oh dear, that came out loud, didn't it.

Happily I can say none. Thanks to long weed talks over the last few years.

I never told my now ex-wife that I not a virgin when we were married, she said she was a virgin until our wedding night.

I had had sex with my previous girlfriend for a couple of years, and it was from several times a day, most days, while we lived in the same town to a few times on the weekend when she was living and working in another city.

The combination to the new Kitty Treat locker

I simply don’t tell anyone everything. They are not secrets just things not said.

That I was hooking up with the female friend I'd introduced to a friend from ROTC. She thought we were just good friends and she was dating him but when my girlfriend was on her campus, my friend would come to my dorm and we'd fuck all night.