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Quote by trinket
I think this is quite interesting.... there hasn't been a lot of research into the subject. I wonder what influences someone to be a folder rather than a scruncher and vice versa?
With scrunching, there is no guarantee that the paper is totally covering your fingers, or won't move just that bit too much. Or so I imagine. Yuck!
As a folder, I am aware that one must have enough layers (or finely tuned technique) to ensure that the produce of one's lower regions does not soak through the tissue before dropping it. Having a rather vicious tummy bug in the house right now, this is a tissue issue that is more important than ever.
I wonder what psychologists say about it.
EDIT: OMG. I just did a search on "toilet tissue psychology fold or scrunch". If you thought I was graphic...
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This question should be mandatory for all job interviews.
If you are looking for someone who is neat and meticulous, is process driven and always on time you need a FOLDER.
If you want someone who is creative, can multi task, can handle interruptions, is outgoing and a people person you need a SCRUNCHER.
If you are looking for someone who is neat and meticulous, is process driven and always on time you need a FOLDER.
If you want someone who is creative, can multi task, can handle interruptions, is outgoing and a people person you need a SCRUNCHER.
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Quote by DikDango
This question should be mandatory for all job interviews.
If you are looking for someone who is neat and meticulous, is process driven and always on time you need a FOLDER.
If you want someone who is creative, can multi task, can handle interruptions, is outgoing and a people person you need a SCRUNCHER.
That's a pile of crap. I'm a folder, but I'm creative, disorganised, untidy, always running late, and I used to be able to multitask. It's true I don't like people, though, and I'm not outgoing. However, if you saw me doing my job, you would think I was.
So if you read that woman's blog where I saw her say exactly the same thing, I just blew her theory right out of the toilet water.
The current questionnaire results show that Lush responders are mostly anal, and only two are free and easy. Perhaps most of the scrunchers are too busy elsewhere to fit this into their multi-tasking schedule?
That theory is poo. What does she base it on, other than wannabe psychology?
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Alpha Blonde
I'm a scruncher but I use way more toilet paper than I should per use. Plus in my opinion, folders are going for thickness rather than surface area. I like to fluff it out like a toiletpaper-rose.
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but for some, it proberly the only whole they get is when the stick there finger thought the toilet paper, but for me i have a good day on a beday, maybe you ladies should try one, might open your mind to other errotic things and some thing else to add to your sex toy bucket list
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I'm a scruncher but I use way more toilet paper than I should per use. Plus in my opinion, folders are going for thickness rather than surface area. I like to fluff it out like a toiletpaper-rose.
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It's not necessarily true that scrunchers use more paper than folders. Fluffing it out like a paper rose increases the surface area by roughly 60%. Scrunchers also win out in the thickness arena as well. The concertina effect of the scrunched paper gives more 'volume' to the paper rose. With roughly 60% more surface area and approx 60% more thickness/volume, a scrunch is usually enough to finish the job. 
However, if you fold, you may have to repeat the exercise.So, you see folders are not smarter than scrunchers. Oh and how many layers is enough layers hmmmm? Does anybody really know the answer? I would imagine there are a gazillion variables to be thrown into solving that mystery.... perhaps we need some help with this.
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I find this post hilarious yet interesting! For me, I'm both a folder and a scruncher. If I do #1, I tend to fold neatly and use just enough paper to get the job done BUT (no pun intended!) if I do a #2, I'm a scruncher and tend to use much more than I probably need. I'm not sure about the theories regarding what that says about a person but what the hell do I know?
Now that I think about it, I'm curious about how people replace their toilette paper - with the flap over or under! I can't imagine what THAT says about a person but I know it has been the cause of some serious discussions among couples, lol.
P.S. For the record, toilet paper should be replaced with the flap OVER :P
Now that I think about it, I'm curious about how people replace their toilette paper - with the flap over or under! I can't imagine what THAT says about a person but I know it has been the cause of some serious discussions among couples, lol.
P.S. For the record, toilet paper should be replaced with the flap OVER :P
Her Royal Spriteness
i scrunch. i also do umm... several passovers - typical toilet habits are scrunch, wipe, flush, scrunch wipe, flush, pause, reflect, scrunch, wipe, flush, done, wash hands. - i'm very meticulous about being clean down there... tmi? oh, and yes, i do tend to go through a lot of TP 
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Quote by BelleduJour
I find this post hilarious yet interesting! For me, I'm both a folder and a scruncher. If I do #1, I tend to fold neatly and use just enough paper to get the job done BUT (no pun intended!) if I do a #2, I'm a scruncher and tend to use much more than I probably need. I'm not sure about the theories regarding what that says about a person but what the hell do I know?
Now that I think about it, I'm curious about how people replace their toilette paper - with the flap over or under! I can't imagine what THAT says about a person but I know it has been the cause of some serious discussions among couples, lol.
P.S. For the record, toilette paper should be replaced with the flap OVER :P
anyone who says otherwise is not only wrong, but they're aliens (and probably don't own cats).
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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I'm also scrunch, because as the people above said it gets more area, where if you fold you're going to get less. I rather know I'm getting the job done, and I think scrunch paper does just that. I'm also not sure who sits there and "folds" the paper.
Scrunch away folks, it gets the job done..
P.s
Sprite you're not the only one who double wipes. Better safe then sorry, no? I go through my share of TP also, and I live alone.
Scrunch away folks, it gets the job done..
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Sprite you're not the only one who double wipes.
Better safe then sorry, no? I go through my share of TP also, and I live alone. 
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Toilet etiquette? Is that when you put the seat back down after a piss?
Or making sure you never, ever use the urinal next to the lower one
Or making sure you never, ever use the urinal next to the lower one
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Quote by BelleduJour
I find this post hilarious yet interesting! For me, I'm both a folder and a scruncher. If I do #1, I tend to fold neatly and use just enough paper to get the job done BUT (no pun intended!) if I do a #2, I'm a scruncher and tend to use much more than I probably need. I'm not sure about the theories regarding what that says about a person but what the hell do I know?
Now that I think about it, I'm curious about how people replace their toilette paper - with the flap over or under! I can't imagine what THAT says about a person but I know it has been the cause of some serious discussions among couples, lol.
P.S. For the record, toilette paper should be replaced with the flap OVER :P
Quote by Sprite
anyone who says otherwise is not only wrong, but they're aliens (and probably don't own cats).
Well, I have mine hanging down, not flipped over.
I don't understand why people do up.... Though I don't own cats.
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Quote by trinket
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So, you see folders are not smarter than scrunchers, and Daisy, I think you're full of shit! Oh and how many layers is enough layers hmmmm? Does anybody really know the answer? I would imagine there are a gazillion variables to be thrown into solving that mystery.... perhaps we need some help with this.
Full of shit? I'm fucking not at the moment. Come over here and share my norovirus with me. Then see how fast the shit will drain out of you. Very soon, it's just water scouring your insides. Try it and see for yourself. You can test how many sheet layers you need, depending on how much fluid you were able to drink earlier.
Full of shit, my ass. Or not, as the case is now...
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Quote by Poppet
Well, I have mine hanging down, not flipped over.
I don't understand why people do up.... Though I don't own cats.
when you come home to an entire roll of TP that's torn up and strewn from the bathroom to the kitchen, you'll get it.
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Quote by sprite
anyone who says otherwise is not only wrong, but they're aliens (and probably don't own cats).
I don't have a method. I just throw the toilet paper roll on - whether it's over or under is totally up to chance. I'm always surprised that people care one way or another (well, I guess the cat thing is a legit reason).
I'm also a hyper-meticulous - probably a triple or quad wiper. Often I'll finish with a cleansing hygiene wipe too for that sparkling fresh feel.
My major pet peeve (way more than toilet seats left up) are men who don't replace toilet paper on the roll. I HATE this. Even worse when I don't live there and have to go searching under the sink or asking for toilet paper because it's gone. Keep it up for the guests in your bathrooms, boys... Don't make me use your bathtowel.
Clever Gem
Quote by overmykneenow
Toilet etiquette? Is that when you put the seat back down after a piss?
Or making sure you never, ever use the urinal next to the lower one
I'm not even touching this one...In my opinion toilet anything should be left in the toilet, not discussed hahahaha.
I'll never get over YOUR hangover cure.
and for the record...FOLD everytime, it just makes sense, like sandwhich triangles NOT squares.
Clever Gem
Quote by trinket
I think this is quite interesting.... there hasn't been a lot of research into the subject. I wonder what influences someone to be a folder rather than a scruncher and vice versa?
Really? Andrex based a whole campaign on this "shit" hahaha
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scrunch, but I also like to be really clean down there.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I don't have a method. I just throw the toilet paper roll on - whether it's over or under is totally up to chance. I'm always surprised that people care one way or another (well, I guess the cat thing is a legit reason).
I'm also a hyper-meticulous - probably a triple or quad wiper. Often I'll finish with a cleansing hygiene wipe too for that sparkling fresh feel.
My major pet peeve (way more than toilet seats left up) are men who don't replace toilet paper on the roll. I HATE this. Even worse when I don't live there and have to go searching under the sink or asking for toilet paper because it's gone. Keep it up for the guests in your bathrooms, boys... Don't make me use your bathtowel.
because, quite honestly, i will - actually, if i'm visiting, i always check to make sure there's tp there first, if not, i go make the host find me a roll - i'm not shy about it - if, for some reason, i miss it, btw, and there's not a roll within reach, and there's a hand towel or washcloth handy, guess what. you've been warned.
and even pre cat, TP NEED TO BE OVER!! that's just how it is. you're just plain weird, sometimes, Ash.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by sprite
and even pre cat, TP NEED TO BE OVER!! that's just how it is. you're just plain weird, sometimes, Ash.
Ima just a free-spirited toilet paperer! I like ta get crazy like dat.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
Ima just a free-spirited toilet paperer! I like ta get crazy like dat.
lol - now i have this vision of you skipping through the woods naked, a roll of TP in each hand, flowing out behind you like streamers.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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be clean
be clean
be clean
you or I maybe the next ones in there, or possibly you and I
be clean
be clean
you or I maybe the next ones in there, or possibly you and I
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This is a very important subject matter. It deserves a lot of research. I'm sure we can get Congress to fund this highly topical research need. Let's just find some Congressmen/women from whichever state produces the most toilet paper to sponsor the appropriation.
Alpha Blonde
Quote by sprite
lol - now i have this vision of you skipping through the woods naked, a roll of TP in each hand, flowing out behind you like streamers.
If you put me in a white leotard, that could double as a tampon commercial too.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
If you put me in a white leotard, that could double as a tampon commercial too.
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You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.