Is this the highest level???
When You are lying in bed and you let off a massive fart and hold her head under the covers...
is this ever acceptable? Lol
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the ultimate relationship level..
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Her Royal Spriteness
your relationships probably don't last more than a weekend, do they?
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Quote by Ryan1986
Is this the highest level???
When You are lying in bed and you let off a massive fart and hold her head under the covers...
is this ever acceptable? Lol
You are disgusting. I guess I can can see how this is "Your" ultimate level... Twat.
Advanced Wordsmith
Wow.. Calm down.. I'd never do it.. But I heard of it being done for a laugh...
Active Ink Slinger
Dutch ovens huh. No that is not the ultimate level of a relationship. I guess you never really been in a relationship.
CurlyFries
Quote by Ryan1986
Is this the highest level???
When You are lying in bed and you let off a massive fart and hold her head under the covers...
is this ever acceptable? Lol
I'm pretty sure that's the lowest level. Nope, never ever ever ever ever ever acceptable.
Quote by Ryan1986
Is this the highest level???
When You are lying in bed and you let off a massive fart and hold her head under the covers...
is this ever acceptable? Lol
Lol. Revange! Love ridiculous games. He has yet to beat my 'honey, I let the kids paint your sports car' prank. I took pics if their artwork, and used my photo edit program to layer it on his vehicle's photo. It was pretty damn real looking, took a long time - totally worth it.
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I done this to my to be ex many times. Yes it was funny but that was when I was in my early twenties. Beat the smell of that damn Noxema skin cream she used to take off her makeup
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Quote by Sirene_Jaune
Dutch ovens huh. No that is not the ultimate level of a relationship. I guess you never really been in a relationship.
Wait, is it called 'Dutch ovens'? Damn, why is our name always on these silly/stupid things?
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Quote by Metilda
Lol. Revange! Love ridiculous games. He has yet to beat my 'honey, I let the kids paint your sports car' prank. I took pics if their artwork, and used my photo edit program to layer it on his vehicle's photo. It was pretty damn real looking, took a long time - totally worth it.
^^ That is just awesome
Devil's Advocate
The Dutch Oven level of a relationship is pretty high, I'll grant you, but true love is being able to recognise your partner's body language when they're trying to do a sneaky fart in a food court.
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