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Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
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In Canada, we use this...



Are you serious... We use that shit on surf boards down here. Leave it to a Canadian to get everything wrong. (politely, anyway.)
DutchMike88
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Dude, I think I'd rather just masturbate instead of fucking an armpit! ^^
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by DutchMike88
Dude, I think I'd rather just masturbate instead of fucking an armpit! ^^


You'd rather jerk off than fuck like say... Scarlett Johansson's armpit. Get out of here.

Boo this man.
tango48
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hearing this for the first time!
hmmmm, idea idea
if we can go boobing, why not pitting!
Unknown User
I've heard of it but it holds little appeal for me. Armpits aren't an erogenous zone for most of us. If she didn't want vaginal, oral, or anal then I'd for for a handjob or titfuck (though my partner doesn't really have the boobs for the latter). Armpit wouldn't even occur to me.
jollyjack
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Do you go "down" on the armpit before you fuck it......?
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Guest
Lurker
Damn, misread the question.

Guess I didn't need to bring a bucket and spade after all
DutchMike88
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Quote by Magical_felix


You'd rather jerk off than fuck like say... Scarlett Johansson's armpit. Get out of here.

Boo this man.


Well let me put it this way.. I'd rather have her jerk me off then fuck her armpit.. HELL YES! ;)
btw.. if she's feeling nauseated I don't think she's all that into sex. If she is I don't think she would like to be jerked around by a cock banging her armpit..
Anyway.. Do what ever you like. No judging here.. I would just rather not do it myself!
Master_Jonathan
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If a girl is "in a womanly way" and is nauseated and doesn't like anal...I say take the hint and go jack off somewhere if you HAVE to have it!
Unknown User
Quote by Kimasa
Damn, misread the question.

Guess I didn't need to bring a bucket and spade after all


My first thought when I read the thread title was of people getting it on in a mosh pit.
1lush
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That is some odd shit.
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
You'd been drinking pretty heavily when you formulated this brainstorm question, eh?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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This could be useful for some Asian guys
MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
Thank god.

I thought pit sex was everyone fucking each other in bed before falling into a giant ass pit...when they had more sex before dying shortly thereafter.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by DutchMike88


I would just rather not do it myself!


Boooooo I say!
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by tango48
if we can go boobing, why not pitting!


Exactly, thank you.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by She
This could be useful for some Asian guys


No you didn't...
Guest
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ROFL. That's just the dumbest thing. Jesus. No cocks for my pits. LOL
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Naughty_Nurse
Hahahahaha, LMAO.
How erotic.... Ooooh yes baby fuck my armpit.....harder....mmmm faster...mm deeper..oh no it cant go anywhere...

http://xhamster.com/movies/879808/milf_gets_her_armpit_fucked.html


4 minutes and 17 seconds have changed my life forever. It will never be the same. Ever.

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buttercup2u
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Quote by Magical_felix


The nausea. It is hard for a girl when she's feeling nauseous.


I don't get it.....what kind of selfish bastard would insist on sex when a woman is nauseous? Can't you just masturbate if you are so desperate to get off? If you are going to tell me that she insists on giving you some kind of sex, why the hell don't you be a real man and let her off the hook, insist that you don't feel up to it, or just tell her that you want her to enjoy it as much as you do so you will wait until she feels better.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by buttercup2u


I don't get it.....what kind of selfish bastard would insist on sex when a woman is nauseous?


What kind of selfish woman insists on me hanging around her when she's nauseous if she's not giving it up? Open up those pits, princess.

Quote by buttercup2u


If you are going to tell me that she insists on giving you some kind of sex, why the hell don't you be a real man and let her off the hook, insist that you don't feel up to it, or just tell her that you want her to enjoy it as much as you do so you will wait until she feels better.


Calm down, Harlequin®.
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
Quote by jollyjack
Do you go "down" on the armpit before you fuck it......?


I knew I made a mistake coming back in here, I had to read this. This is nasty. Jack! xD Made me giggle.




Please remember people, if you're going to do this, shave your pits thoroughly.
MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
Quote by Poppet


I knew I made a mistake coming back in here, I had to read this. This is nasty. Jack! xD Made me giggle.




Please remember people, if you're going to do this, shave your pits thoroughly.


Don't want rug burn on the junk, yo.
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
Quote by MadMartigan
Don't want rug burn on the junk, yo.


Lube, it isn't just for anal anymore.
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I have a great imagination and a pretty open mind but I never would have thought of this. And now that someone has all I can do is wonder why......
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Okay. I've learned ... something.
I was actually hoping that pit sex was something that had to do with NASCAR. It would be a great idea if I could just pull my car to a quick stop, seven girls jumped over a wall, took care of all of my needs in 24 seconds, and then cheered me on my way.

But you're right. Pushing my penis into a sweaty stubble filled crevice is much better.





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