I started to watch a few pornos with my new FWB and I know that porn is supposed to turn you on however I found myself giggling to myself at some of the women especially the ones with breast implants (no offense to those that do have them) when the chick is on all fours and you see the out line of the implant.
Or in one scene a girl was pretending to be innocent and she was saying "I have never done anal before." while battering her eyelashes. She straddled a guy and was doing cowgirl on him and close up of the shot I blurted out "She has been fucked a few times up that arse." Low and behold she had anal and it looked like the best she has had in the arse.
Then there was this guy who all he could say was "Oh yeah" "That's great" "I am cumming." In a span of 20 minutes.
Finally my favourite was watching this girl have sex and all she did was "scream" and call out on what a great fuck her lover is. A few minutes in I turned to my FWB and say "Can someone please gag her."
Has anyone done this, instead of getting horny you nit pick?
Yes, I have. I'll post later when I've had my sleep, but some of the crap you see and hear in pornos just totally spoil what is an otherwise decent production. There was one I was watching and it looked all overexposed, so it was difficult to see the action. I just wound up bellowing at the monitor and trying to get the picture right, but to no avail. Another one, the female did this really over exaggerated moaning, to the point that it sounded like she was snorting. The man was no better, he just kept groaning and shouting "aaaaaaaahhhhh, fuck, fuck aaaaaahhhhh oooooohhh!" and when he did that, she would suck breath through her teeth, hold it for a bit and then go back to the over exaggerated moaning. Bastards spoiled a perfectly good porno.
Or the girls that are obviously not into eating out another chick but put on a front. You can tell by the way the facial expression is fake.
The other day saw one where this chick was waiting to get cummed on and her friend also got cum on the mouth. Her friend turned to kiss her and the chick pulled back like eww. LOL.
The things we do for love.
The best quote I ever heard about porn, and I don't remember where it came from. "After 20 minutes of porn, all I want to do is have sex. After 30 minutes of watching porn, I never want to have sex again."
I think it crosses the line between an aphrodesiac and just a sensory numbing experience for me very quickly.
It's a double edged sword for me.
I hated the old pornos with the funky, heavy music beats.
Loved it when they had the music more subdued and you could hear them panting, moaning and talking.
But I really hate the constant "Re-Looped" edits that repeat the same scene or the same words over and over again!
Now, I don't mind it if it is really a hot scene and the guy is really excited and cums quickly. To me, the gal did her job and he couldn't resist!\
But nowdays, the real people shot on video are even hotter!
Kisses!
Steph
Yes, re-looped is annoying. I don't recall making fun of things said or expressions, but bad camera angles or closeups that should NOT be made have often garnered a response. lol Sometimes it is funny, but other times it can be shocking or even frightening. More so depending on how large of a screen you are watching it on. lol
All the time. The ones with the over the top moaning are the worst, or any flick with the girl making some kind of war yell (have heard this in quite a few). Just a couple of reasons why I prefer reading erotica.
Guilty, guilty! It makes my husband so angry sometimes. I prefer different kinds of porn than he does, and sometimes when we are in bed he'll pull up some of his shitty porn and show it to me. But to be fair, when I show him the kind I like where they are kissing and the guys actually seem to know what they are doing, HE makes all kinds of fun too.
Anal porn, sometimes they throw that in on some of the vids he watches. When I see a gaping butthole, it sends me into gales of laughter.
Okay, me and the wifey aren't LOL when watching porn, but what's funny to us is porn tries to have storylines and acting and the porn stars can't act worth a damn. That always makes us laugh.
I have a hard time ever watching any because it's so difficult to take anyone seriously in them. If they try to act it's usually terrible, but even during the actual sex I have a difficult time keeping a straight face because of the hilarious or often dumb facial expressions and noises the people in the video make.
