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How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?
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I think someone rather immature or insecure started this topic...lol
Dicks like Zimbabwean Dollars:
I remember when random internet dudes sent you messages trying to get you to talk dirty to them, the Standard Claimed Dick Length used to be nine inches. Recently it seems to have shot up to eleven or twelve. Inflation, I tells ya! It’s a terrible thing.
Seriously guys, porn has lied to you. It’s possible for us to come without having our cervixes pounded out through our lungs. Preferable, even.
On a related note, the average adult male’s ejaculation has a volume of about one teaspoon, or less. Being able to fill a condom like a water balloon would not, in reality, be a desirable trait in a partner.
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"It's only seven inches, gawddamned it...but some girls like it that wide."
ROFLMFAO I almost peed my panties when I read this.
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42 C With tightly filled cups, and big long nips.
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Guys ... when you're asked for the girth of your cock, it means circumference - or the distance all the way round, not a mono- dimensional width across.
An average girth - from my experience - is around 4.5ins to 5.6ins. I have known one who topped a full eyewatering 8.5 inches ... but that's unusual.
Lengths from tip to scrotum vary from 5.5inches to 7ins. Though I'll bet lots of guys will boast longer. There are of course exceptions ... but from guys I've spoken to here on Lush ... nine inches and beyond is the norm. Who the hell do they think they're kidding.
As for me ... I'm 32DD ... and that's a genuine fact.
An average girth - from my experience - is around 4.5ins to 5.6ins. I have known one who topped a full eyewatering 8.5 inches ... but that's unusual.
Lengths from tip to scrotum vary from 5.5inches to 7ins. Though I'll bet lots of guys will boast longer. There are of course exceptions ... but from guys I've spoken to here on Lush ... nine inches and beyond is the norm. Who the hell do they think they're kidding.
As for me ... I'm 32DD ... and that's a genuine fact.
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Quote by Laurenxxx
Guys ... when you're asked for the girth of your cock, it means circumference - or the distance all the way round, not a mono- dimensional width across.
An average girth - from my experience - is around 4.5ins to 5.6ins. I have known one who topped a full eyewatering 8.5 inches ... but that's unusual.
Lengths from tip to scrotum vary from 5.5inches to 7ins. Though I'll bet lots of guys will boast longer. There are of course exceptions ... but from guys I've spoken to here on Lush ... nine inches and beyond is the norm. Who the hell do they think they're kidding.
As for me ... I'm 32DD ... and that's a genuine fact.
Lauren, those men are placing the tape measure's metal tab end inside their arses and measuring the additional three to seven inches (sometimes it's much more) which cannot possibly be inserted into anything, let alone a vagina. But since that is where the actual root of the penis resides (just before teh anus) it is also true - I know this as I have looked at scientific diagrams and used this length myself many times!!!
As for girth - using the metal tape measuring tool, I find it rather exhilarating to place the tape ruler in the refrigerator to cool it down to 48 degrees before using it to wrap around my flaccid, then accelerating erection, to measure both the limp and then the challenging, substantial, yet not overly intimidating circumference.
Or have I already typed too much?
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I have size 34 C boobies.
Don't you mean "Moobie's"? Man boobies?
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It's about 6 inches for jerking off, but for the main event I can get extra turned on and 7.5 inches is the typical length. It kills me when I see these threads in various places online... Guys, you know the dick isn't always the same size every time! There's a range... And it really depends on how horny you gut us, ladies.
I've never measured my own... So I'm guesstimating the jack off size as an average. Good porn gets me harder... And I've had two ladies measure me. One said 7.5, one said 8. The 8 had me really going... or it could have been how she did it. I dunno.
Interestingly, neither gal felt like measuring it for girth I guess, but it's about half dollar sized in that regard, I'd guess.
And, I have ten fingers, & know how to use them.
Most importantly, I can touch my tongue to the tip of my nose, and can dial a rotary phone with it if I want to!
So, ladies... Who wants to take a ride on the Krrraaazzzy Train?
I've never measured my own... So I'm guesstimating the jack off size as an average. Good porn gets me harder... And I've had two ladies measure me. One said 7.5, one said 8. The 8 had me really going... or it could have been how she did it. I dunno.
Interestingly, neither gal felt like measuring it for girth I guess, but it's about half dollar sized in that regard, I'd guess.
And, I have ten fingers, & know how to use them.
Most importantly, I can touch my tongue to the tip of my nose, and can dial a rotary phone with it if I want to!
So, ladies... Who wants to take a ride on the Krrraaazzzy Train?
I'm a wild and Krrraaazzzy Guy!
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My dick is so big that right now there are 3 Greenpeace activists chained to it. It's so big that my erections affect the tide. If I get erect outdoors on a windy day I have to watch out for resonant frequency or I'll end up like the Tacoma Narrows Bridge.
Or, y'know, somewhere in the average range. Which I suppose on the internet is 14 to 18 inches, right?
My tits, though, are incredible. Quadruple Z cups. They enter a room thirty seconds before I do.
Or, y'know, somewhere in the average range. Which I suppose on the internet is 14 to 18 inches, right?
My tits, though, are incredible. Quadruple Z cups. They enter a room thirty seconds before I do.
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I'm a C 
I really don't want huge tits. They usually sag and end up looking horrible in clothes.
I'm happy with an average C. And my last boyfriend preferred smaller tits anyway.
I really don't want huge tits. They usually sag and end up looking horrible in clothes.
I'm happy with an average C. And my last boyfriend preferred smaller tits anyway.
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42DDD all natural, NOT Pamela Anderson torpedo tits!
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