What's been your most embarrassing or funny moment during sex? An ex and I decided to have a quicky before his parents came for dinner and he slid his fingers down my panties and started playing with my pussy when I started yelping and my eyes watered. He'd been chopping chillis and hadn't washed his have hands properly. The burning was awful and I had to quickly run to the bathroom to splash cold water on my pussy and we were both in the bathroom giggling with my panties by my ankles and my skirt by my waist splashing water when his parents walked in. Dunno who was more mortified, us or his parents..