daftest question you have ever been asked or heard

1 May 2014

Hears to day about daft questions I read one were somebody had asked what day is bank holiday Monday on, which got me thinking I've had few silly questions asked me one favourite is in town somebody asked me where Blackpool tower was thought they was takeing the mick as we were stood under neath it thing is they was serious as well lol. Another favourite I got asked was fancy a shag by a really sexy milf didn't really have to answer that. One

1 May 2014

One day I called my husband to ask if he'd seen my phone. I was frantic that I'd lost it.

His response: "You're calling me on your phone, babe."

1 May 2014

The ultimate Niagara Falls tourist question

"Do you know what time they turn off the Falls at night?"

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1 May 2014

Quote by Blazen_Princess
The ultimate Niagara Falls tourist question

"Do you know what time they turn off the Falls at night?"

that's gotta be a wind up lol

2 May 2014

Quote by Blazen_Princess
The ultimate Niagara Falls tourist question

"Do you know what time they turn off the Falls at night?"

Ya, about a minute after the Northern lights quit shining over the falls.

How many people actually asked you that. I did not know humanity would be that stupid lol

2 May 2014

Quote by Blazen_Princess
The ultimate Niagara Falls tourist question

"Do you know what time they turn off the Falls at night?"

Priceless! I sure can't top that.

2 May 2014

Quote by Blazen_Princess
The ultimate Niagara Falls tourist question

"Do you know what time they turn off the Falls at night?"

Duh I we all know they are turned off at 3:42 AM Shhh

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2 May 2014

Quote by keepiteasy

Ya, about a minute after the Northern lights quit shining over the falls.

How many people actually asked you that. I did not know humanity would be that stupid lol

I kid you not, after working on the Maid of the Mist for 5 summers, it is asked daily(multiple times). People also cross the border into Niagara, in the middle of the summer with snowboards strapped to the roof asking where they can go snowboarding. Think

2 May 2014

Quote by Blazen_Princess

I kid you not, after working on the Maid of the Mist for 5 summers, it is asked daily(multiple times). People also cross the border into Niagara, in the middle of the summer with snowboards strapped to the roof asking where they can go snowboarding.

I believe it. I worked with exotic animals for some time. The number 1 question was always "Is that a real____?" (insert animal that I was working with)

3 May 2014

Quote by Blazen_Princess

I kid you not, after working on the Maid of the Mist for 5 summers, it is asked daily(multiple times). People also cross the border into Niagara, in the middle of the summer with snowboards strapped to the roof asking where they can go snowboarding.

Yupp, I believe that. Heard of someone tell U.S person we Canadians have to take snowmobiles to border, then cars... smile

and they believed them lol

5 May 2014

Does the "fart" question on here count? Or the non-question questions? lol

['And I have actually done that about my phone! 'first time was not that long ago!" d'oh!

23 May 2014

24 May 2014

I've been asked if I was a gang member, laughs..a long time ago.

And also if I was of Mexican heritage.

( I look Korean, though I'm not.)

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24 May 2014

I think my all time dumbest thing I've heard was an answer to a question. This was in the early eighties and cancer from cigarettes was a big issue. I was at a software house in Massachusetts when I heard, "doesn't knowing you could get cancer want to make you quit smoking?" And the guys answer was, "it takes a real man to face cancer."

I had to see this so I turned and watched for a minute and the guy was absolutely serious about his answer. The guy who'd asked the question was shaking his head as he walked away and I just left. I've never forgotten that though.

I am always a gentleman.

17 Aug 2014

I was in My lady's fitness class, grade 12 and I over heard one of the so-called "popular" girls ask if "England was the capital city of the UK"

.................

She was genuinely serious about the question