At the gym (and a joke)

Today, I was working at my gym. A woman was on a machine a row behind mine and a few machines away. She had on full-sized headphones. Ok. That is a big "don't bother me sign."

However, her ENTIRE panty could be seen through her leggings. She was wearing a medium blue thong. She worked out for a good 30 minutes. The gym has many mirrors; she must have noticed how she looked. Does she not care? What gives?

Here is the joke:

A man is at the beach. He hears God's voice, "Mark, you have been a faithful servant. I want to reward you. What do you want?"

"I want a highway bridge to Hawaii".

God responds, "Mark, isn't that a rather materialistic wish? Why don't you ask for something else?"

Mark says, "Ok God. I want to understand women."

God replies, "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Yeah! I use a gym too. I love those body clinging leotards the girls wear that look as if they've been sprayed onto their naked bodies. I have to make sure my erection has gone down by the time I get naked for the shower.