Today, I was working at my gym. A woman was on a machine a row behind mine and a few machines away. She had on full-sized headphones. Ok. That is a big "don't bother me sign."
However, her ENTIRE panty could be seen through her leggings. She was wearing a medium blue thong. She worked out for a good 30 minutes. The gym has many mirrors; she must have noticed how she looked. Does she not care? What gives?
Here is the joke:
A man is at the beach. He hears God's voice, "Mark, you have been a faithful servant. I want to reward you. What do you want?"
"I want a highway bridge to Hawaii".
God responds, "Mark, isn't that a rather materialistic wish? Why don't you ask for something else?"
Mark says, "Ok God. I want to understand women."
God replies, "Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?"